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Pariah

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  1. This forum needs a "HELL YEAH!!" button.
  2. Yeah, McD*******' agent went on record today to say that spurning the Colts would be "the biggest mistake of his professional career".
  3. I have a student who thinks I'm the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. As long as she doesn't make eye contact, she thinks I can't see her copying answers from the key while we're correcting homework in class.
  4. Stargate SG-1 > Battlestar Galactica > Stargate: Atlantis >> BSG 2.0 ≈ Stargate Universe Fighter Showdown: Colonial Viper (BSG) vs. Hammerhead (Space: Above and Beyond)
  5. My disdain for He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is, of course, well documented. All told, I can't help but feel like the Colts dodged a bullet there. Sure, it sucks for the team short-term, and the embarrassment is going to sting for a while, but the last thing the Colts need is a coach who will do to that franchise what he did to Denver.
  6. Of course, the Patriots and Broncos have also won some Super Bowls....
  7. ...and the Patriots join the Denver Broncos as the only franchises in NFL history to lose five Super Bowls.
  8. Rosters, such as they are, are now updated in Post #2 in this thread. More updates as they become available! The next round begins in about 77 minutes, give or take.
  9. Q: What's it like being a supervillain? A: Fifty dollars, a Colt .45 revolver, and 237 sticks of chewing gum.
  10. Yes, drafting begins in about 18 minutes ago. (Sorry, I was in a meeting.)
  11. I'm sorry, were you saying something?
  12. New York Post trolls Eagles
  13. I hired Kaeto as my attorney in the hopes that he could get me acquitted. He told me, "Don't hold your breath."
  14. I've tried that. It doesn't work.
  15. That's what I said! (Nobody ever listens to me. )
  16. Death Tribble's latest plan to become ridiculously wealthy involves hijacking the T.A.R.D.I.S. and going back to Las Vegas in August 2017 to put down 500 quid on Nick Foles as Super Bowl LII MVP.
  17. Today's musical selections:
  18. I think I agree with you. The fact that either of those disputed catches required detailed review is proof that the rules are broken. In determining whether a catch is a catch or not, the first test that should be applied is the Potter Stewart test.
  19. Tom Brady looked positively fallible and human out there last night.
  20. Defenders of Nottingham, a fantasy RPG in which the objective is to rob the poor to feed the rich. Robin Hood is the final boss you have to defeat, and the protagonist, the Sheriff, looks suspiciously like POTUS.
  21. The officiating crew was decidedly hands-off in this game. I saw a lot of plays that could reasonably have been called defensive (or offensive) pass interference and holding, among others.
  22. Q: So, are you upset that the Patriots lost? A: I'd have Bubbles do your hair.
  23. Have we sent someone to check on Cygnia?
  24. Man, what a Super Bowl! At halftime, I thought it was going to be one of these nights. Both Brady and Foles were slinging the ball like a desperado. Philadelphia was living life in the fast lane, but New England managed to take it to the limit. But when the final pass fell incomplete, the Patriots knew their chance of victory was already gone. New England fans will be feeling heartache tonight, but after almost sixty years, Philly fans will have a peaceful, easy feeling. In either case, a tequila sunrise probably awaits in the morning. Congratulations, Philadelphia!
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