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Pariah

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  1. Sounds kinda Freudian to me. Of course, that's the problem with Freud. If it isn't one thing, it's your mother.
  2. Newly discovered fossil that looked like dinosaur feces was the ancestor of homeopathic medicine! Edit: Yotz, that's three. New Topic: Major League Baseball is threatening contemplating expansion again, with Montreal and Portland as the most likely targets. Suggest names for these two new teams. (The more amusing, the better.)
  3. I think BYU only got an F because there wasn't anything lower.
  4. Avengers Mansion. What kind of freak spends all his spare time in a cave? Heavy Metal: French horn vs. Tuba
  5. From USA Today's Sports section: Grades for all 130 FBS teams for 2017
  6. If you're asking if I can calculate changes to your grade in my head, the answer is 'No'.
  7. Death Tribble once mistakenly ordered potassium sulfate, thinking it was Kaeto.
  8. See also: Definition, circular.
  9. Kaeto made me a deal! he said that if I didn't want to pay $3 apiece for them, he'd sell me five for $20!
  10. Thor. He's not just the God of Hammers, you know. Very, Very Frightening: Tampa Bay Lightning (NHL) vs. Oklahoma City Thunder (NBA)
  11. A pillow peed on by a black panther is something I want no part of. Thunder vs. Lightning
  12. Kaeto sells chocolate-covered oysters online.
  13. Number One. I'm partial to brunettes. Exotic Space Ladies: Gamora (GotG) vs. Zhaan (Farscape)
  14. Challenge Manchester United to a home-and-home. American football rules in the USA, association football rules in the UK.
  15. I never saw either one of them. Sneaky Sneaky: Invisibility vs. Teleportation
  16. Red, the blood of angry men. Black, the dark of ages past. Makes sense to me.
  17. Wow, that sounds . . . exceptionally unpleasant.
  18. So the team from Georgia, clad in red and black, choked away a big second-half lead to a team almost universally hated except among its die-hard fans, and now we have to spend the next year hearing about how the winning team and its coach are the greatest of all time. Where have I heard this one before....?
  19. Always keep an edge on your knife.
  20. TV On the Radio: WKRP in Cincinnati vs. News Radio
  21. All they really wanted was directions to the bathroom. "You can go **** yourself, and you can go **** yourself...you can ALL go **** yourselves!"
  22. Red planet, because it inspired the greatest piece of music ever written in 5/4 time (with the possible exception of the work of one Paul Desmond).* Interplanetary Mayhem: Mars vs. Venus -- * "Mars, the Bringer of War" from Gustav Holst's orchestral suite The Planets and "Take Five" by the Dave Brubeck Quartet, respectively.
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