Pariah

Probably, they can't just ignore the rules with impunity. I mean, they're not the Patriots.

Well, it looks like both the Donkeys and the Chefs will be starting their "Quarterback of the Future" in this weekend's game -- Lynch for Denver, Mahomes for KC. I'm not sure where this news makes the game more interesting, or less.

STD clinic

Solve

Constantly amazed by the blades of the fan on the ceiling The clever little glances she gives me can't help but be appealing She loves to ride into town with the top down Feel that warm breeze on her gentle skin She is my next of kin I see a little more of me every day I catch a little more moustache turning gray Your mother is the only other woman for me Little miss magic, what you gonna be? Sometimes I catch her dreamin' and wonder where that little mind meanders Is she strollin' along the shore or cruisin' o'er the broad savannah? I know someday she'll learn to make up her own rhymes Someday she's gonna learn how to fly Oh that I won't deny I catch a little more dialogue comin' my way I see those big brown eyes just start to lookin' astray Your mother's still the only other woman for me Little miss magic, what you gonna be? Yes, she loves to ride into town with the top down Feel that warm breeze on her gentle skin She is my next of kin Constantly amazed by the blades of the fan on the ceiling Those clever little looks she gives just can't help but be appealing I know someday she'll learn to make up her own rhymes One day she's gonna learn how to fly That I won't deny I see a little more of me every day I feel a little more moustache turning gray Your mother's still the only other woman for me Little miss magic, what you gonna be? Little miss magic, what you gonna be? Little miss magic, just can't wait to see Its raining, it's pouring Your old man is snoring

Mutant

Are you suggesting that we are all super models? ('Cause I'm pretty sure that ain't right. )

I hope Clemson beats Alabama so badly that the committee is never again tempted to put a team that can't even win their division, never mind their conference, into a four-team college football playoff. Was nothing learned from Ohio State last year?

Dazzler

If you were a Seminoles fan, you'd be more than embarrassed. You'd be out of your mind.

Larry

Southern Miss has a 6-0 lead on Florida State right now. I don't expect it to last, but it sure is amusing for the moment.

There are a great many things about quantum mechanics that I don't claim to understand, the most mysterious of which is how I managed to pull a B- in the class as an undergraduate. Looking forward to QM and Relativity in the Spring!

Hi, welcome to the Numbers thread.

HE WENT PEE-PEE IN THE POTTY!

Q: What's more badass than Santa Claus with Russian mafia tats and a pair of Cossack sabres? A: It looks like Jack Frost has been nipping at more than your nose.

BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN!!!

Storm

Q: Well, Agent Johnson bought the farm on today's mission. I don't think he had life insurance. How are we going to pay for his funeral? A: For the last time, I don't know the guy's name on third base!

Mobile Infantry

Catholic confessional booth.

Nightingale

How often is that really an issue where you live?

And let's not even get started on prepositions, shall we?

Bait