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Pariah

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  1. Last season, the league-worst Colorado Avalanche finished the year with 22 wins and 48 points. This year, the Avs have 22 wins and 47 points right now. If the playoffs started today, Colorado would be in as the #8 seed in the West. What a great season so far!
  2. It makes flaultulent noises. The President pushes it constantly, giggling the whole time. New Topic: The Cleveland Browns have just announced a surprise hire to try to turn their season around next year. Who is it?
  3. Q: Wait, nobody told me this was a Twilight marathon! A: It's really hard to stop.
  4. Hey, it looks like the Chiefs are going to win their first playoff game in... Never mind.
  5. He's just installed a gold-plated swimming pool...and then filled it with gold coins. New Topic: The President's most recent tweet that shows, remarkably, that he's actually paying attention.
  6. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!
  7. Now that Gruden is returning to coach the Raiders, I think Monday Night Football should bring back Dennis Miller.
  8. Gruden. Raiders. 10 years, ~$100M.
  9. My Latest Brilliant Plan for Fixing College Football’s National Championship Mess
  10. Q: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? A: Don't look at me. I wanted Foxbat.
  11. How many people actually worry about kosher any more?
  12. Lions >> Eels Who's worse? 2008 Detroit Lions vs. 2017 Cleveland Browns
  13. Would pig wings sell as well as buffalo wings?
  14. Heroes: Vixen, Valkyrie, and Vindicator Mission: Hela has loosed a herd of fearsome Asgardian beasts on downtown Toronto. Who ya gonna call? New Letter: E
  15. Q: Tinfoil hats are so passé. How about a toque woven from aluminium fibres? A: In this case, I don't think the spelling actually matters.
  16. We wonder about a lot of things, you know?
  17. Yeah, but you also like the Minnesota Vikings and that plain-looking woman from The X-Files, so what do you know?
  18. If you've hated watched the Raiders for as long as I have, you know that this is Standard Operating Procedure for the Davis family.
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