Pariah

Palpatine. Electro has pretty much always been a joke. Better Trilogy: Iron Man vs. Toy Story

"She's bouncing the lettuce out of my taco!"

Army West Point just won the Commander in Chief's trophy for the first time in more than 20 years. It's nice to see them playing well. They've been in the shadow of Air Force and especially Navy for a long, long time. Meanwhile, little old Weber State (often known out here as 'Just Weber') just completed their most successful season in school history. They advanced to the FCS quarterfinals, where they lost to number 1 James Madison by a field goal as time expired. They finished the season 11-3, and on the heels of down years by BYU, Utah, and Utah State, had easily the best season of any team in the state this year.

Overpriced

So if a neutron star happens to capture a passing proton, does that temporarily make it the largest hydrogen nucleus in the universe?

He doesn't? Then what will he use if a patron has a cut or scrape that needs to be disinfected?! Oh, right, alcohol will do that. Never mind.

Kangaroo

Firefly: The Animated Series

Blonde

Sorry, I initially read this as 'horizontal problem' and came to quite a different conclusion.

Neither Logan nor Lobo has been played by Samuel L. Jackson. Fury wins. Stuffing is tastier. Especially cornbread stuffing. Second-tier Sports Showdown: Lacrosse vs. Speed Skating

Mustard

Divert all their flights to Russia, who aren't going either.

Everything is kink with you astronomy types.

Beer

Gingham? I kind of always thought of space-time as chenille. Or maybe burlap. One of those two extremes.

Cancer, you should Spoiler some of these so as not to cause inadvertent migraines in your readers.

Space-time? This is no time to talk about time. We don't have the time. What was I saying?

Toto

The word 'theory' means something quite different in science than it does in mundane usage.

I prefer ham, although deep-fired goose is also quite tasty. Poultry in Motion: Ostriches (running) vs. Penguins (swimming)

There's an old joke about the way to tell a plumber from a chemist: Ask them to pronounce the word 'unionized'.

Lady P and I went to a concert once where I'm pretty sure we were the only ones not burning rope.

Ooh ooh ah ah Ooh ooh ah ah I'm going slightly mad....

Merriment