Pariah
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This is the Jokes thread, not the State Something Really Obvious thread.
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I had a dream the other night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like 0mg.
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Sounds like the kind of thing they'd do, doesn't it?
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The hard part of teaching kids to use an abacus is that none of them read cuneiform.
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I've had this exact conversation. With teenagers.
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Star Wars. I'll even watch the prequels preferentially to BSG 2.0. Binge Watching (Continued): Farscape vs. Stargate: Atlantis
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I'd trade 'em both, plus a second round draft pick, for either Moon Knight or Rorschach. Bleh. But if I have to pick one, I'd go with the Bruce Timm version of Batman. Here Kitty Kitty.... Tigra vs. Eartha Kitt
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Wow, 30 points and an actual running game. BYU might not have to fire OC Ty Detmer on Monday after all. On the other hand, BYU narrowly avoided their worst season since the Truman administration, and the Cougars are the only one of the state's five D1 (FBS & FCS) teams not playing in the postseason, so you never know. In any case, 2017 is over. *looks at BYU's 2018 schedule* Crap.
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Thanksgiving leftovers have not been kind to me today.
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Everybody lies. The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do, and the guilty lie because they don't have any other choice.
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Dollar
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Christopher Reeves. No explanation necessary. !Batman Showdown: Moon Knight vs. Rorschach
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There are two kinds of men in this world: Those who don't understand women, and liars.
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I'm sorry, do you mean to suggest that I might actually know what's going on?
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Tackle
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If you don't know, who would?
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So Auburn beat Alabama in the Iron Bowl today. Which means if Auburn beats Georgia in next week's SEC Championship Game, the SEC West will have two teams in the four team College Football Playoff. Write it down.
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Chip
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Voldemort vs. Dr. Manhattan? Yeah, that'd be fun to see. Otherwise, no thanks. Edit: James Bond, obviously. Magical Kiddos: Hermione Granger vs. Illyana Rasputin
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UCLA has hired Chip Kelly as their new head coach. The sports media people are tripping over themselves trying to tell everyone what a great hire this is.
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Death Tribble has never actually seen a John Wayne movie. Oddly enough, this fact leaves him not disappointed in the slightest.
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...and Bret Bielema is out at Arkansas.
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Block sets up a counterattack. Maneuver Madness: Haymaker vs. Move-through
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King King. Primates > reptiles. Mythology or Football? Giants vs. Titans
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Oddly enough, the only color on color game yesterday--Chargers at Cowboys--looked really, really good. I wish the Chargers would just ditch the navy jerseys and go powder blue full time.
