Pariah

He ties you to a chair and makes you watch Atlas Shrugged.
 
Both parts.
 
Twenty-seven times over the course of a week.
 
With your eyes forced open Clockwork Orange-style.
 
With no potty breaks.

Mass panic among the minions of politically powerful mad scientists.
 
Oh wait, that's Boatswain Higgs, the man who broke Bang Dupree's jaw at Mechanicsburg,

All hail Chemistry Cat!

No, manganese is the plural of 'mongoose'.

Shrug. It'll keep me out of bars in the mornings in June.

A Hooke's Law force is one where the magnitude of the force is proportional to the magnitude of the displacement from the equilibrium position, and oppositely directed. It is a prerequisite for the classical simple harmonic oscillator, which is to say, more or less all small-amplitude oscillations.

"Clasp" by Erik Norlander.
 
Followed by the EP, Metropolis: The Chase Suite [special Edition] by Janelle Monae. Here's a track:
 

"I have not yet begun to pun!"

Canadian songs (missed this one, oops)
BTO - You Ain't Seen Nothin Yet
 
Tal Bachman - She's So High
 
Alanis Morissette - Ironic 

He kind of oscillated back and forth.

Wouldn't it be ironic if nobody did?

Wouldn't it be ironic if nobody did?

He kind of oscillated back and forth.

Q: How do you know it's a neutron star?
 
A: I think the cat is bored.

I'm always at least one iteration behind on FdH, it seems. To be honest, I still like the Timm-style original one best. Oh well....
 
Here's my namesake rendered using F2010:
 

Pariah!

Well, wouldn't you swear if you had his job?

Q: How do you like the PC I just built? He has Desolidification (Magic effects) and all of his powers have "Affects Solid"!
 
A: If I take this computer to the party, everyone will point and laugh derisively.

Do theoretic physicists need labs?

Sweet.
 
Good work, there.

An aphorism is short and pithy. Leave long monologues to the supervillains.
 
Lucius Alexander
 
The palindromedary thinks I should have said that in fewer words and one sentence.

"Do you expect me to talk?"
 
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye!  We're holding a tie-dying class today at the senior center. Bring all your friends!"

This seems like a rather unsatisfying way to do it.

Like the concert master who got struck by lightning but was unharmed. He was later fired for being a poor conductor.

Like the concert master who got struck by lightning but was unharmed. He was later fired for being a poor conductor.

An Imperial Stormtrooper and a Starfleet Redshirt are locked together in a room.
 
The Stormtrooper fires at the Redshirt, but misses.
 
The Redshirt dies anyway.