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  1. Loosely speaking, the Vengeance Society is the largest team of supervillains on Meld, but really it's just the team with the most unstable roster as various members join, drop out, are imprisoned or disabled by injury.  It is rife with internecine squabbles that sometimes make it seem that they spend more time fighting each other than the heroes and other targets of various quests for revenge.  Essentially a new Vengeance Society forms every time a few solo villains manage to overcome their differences enough to team up for a common goal.  Numbered among their constantly shifting roster are:

     

    Captain Anarchy: Green Skull's previously mentioned arch-enemy and sometimes the leader of the society.  

     

    Scarlet Wizard: A sorcerous villain and also sometimes the leader when his shaky sanity isn't acting up.  Brother to Silver Slash

     

    Ymir: Empowered by a ancient Norse artifact  Able to turn into a battle-axe swinging giant made out of regenerating ice, and able to control wind, ice and cold.  

     

    Solomon Fixit:  Hulking grey skinned revenant mobster with enormous strength and the ability to return from death.  

     

    Shadow Panther: Boosted agility and strength, claws plus the ability to generate darkness and see in the dark.  

     

    Alexander Stark:  Evil corporate robber baron. Inventive genius that allowed him to create a suit of powered armour.  Sometimes leader of the society.  

     

    Mothman:  Able to shrink to the size of a moth or grow into a moth-like kaiju known as Behemoth.  Communicates with and controls lepidoptera.  

     

    Silver Slash:  Scarlet Wizard's sister, able to run at superspeed and slash foes with her feline claws.  

     

    Binary Star:  Given powers when she acquired a gem from outer space, Carol Danvers-Ferris was turned into a flying zapper with super strength and forcefields in her villainous form. Carol can not remember the misdeeds of her alternate self when in her human form.

     

    Immorton:  After accidentally throwing himself into the future, Immorton mastered futuristic technology and returned to the present to join the Society on an undercover mission to avert a catastrophe there, seeking to manipulate the villains of the society to save the mostly depopulated future.  

     

    And dozens more!

     

     

     

     

  2. On 8/31/2023 at 11:14 AM, DShomshak said:

    I may have brought this up before, but... As a point of pedantry, the Antichrist does not appear in Revelations. In the RSV at least, the term only appears in the first letter of John:

     

    "Children, it is the last hour; and as you have heard that antichrist is coming, so now many antichrists have come; therefore we know that it is the last hour." (2:18)

     

    "Who is the liar but he who denies that Jesus is the Christ? This is the antichrist, he who denies the Father and the Son." (2:22)

     

    "Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are of God; for many false prophets have gone out into the world. By this you know the Spirit of God: every spirit which confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, and every spirit which does not confess Jesus is not of God. This is the spirit of antichrist, of which you heard that it was coming, and now it is in the world already." (4:1-3)

     

    IANAT* but Donald Trump probably qualifies as *an* antichrist, in that he gives onbly the most cursory statements of Christian faith while bragging constantly of his own divine power and gifts. He certainly qualifies as a false prophet.

     

    Dean Shomshak

    * I Am Not A Theologian

     

    Premillenialists equate the Anti-Christ with the un-named first horseman of the Apocalypse.  

  3. The Doom Foes consisted of:

     

    The Director:  A paraplegic scientist who gained the power to attract and repel objects, allowing him to glide around on a hovering wheelchair and engage in combat.

     

    Negative X:  A man who looks like a living X-Ray image of himself and can fly and shoot x-ray blasts.  

     

    Aqua:  A woman who can liquify and solidify her body, stretching her limbs and growing to giant size

     

    FMJ:  A disembodied brain in a cyborg body built for him by Director.  

     

    They were an effective team of superheroes until they broke up after the other members discovered that the Director had planned their exposure to the same energies that created the Freakish Four.  

  4. Archer season 1 is the guy who investigated a derelict space vessel and discovered the crew were hooked to machines to suck out their cerebro-spinal fluid for the convenience of space vampires, decided to run away from the weird scariness, then decided to change his mind hours later and came back to a confrontation with the space vampires that he would have avoided if he hadn't vacillated.

    He's the guy who on discovering a military secret of his allies because he wouldn't just go away when asked to and decided to expose this classified information, triggering an interstellar incident that nearly erupted into a massive war.

    He's the guy who took his dog down to p== on a tree that was the centerpiece of a community he was trying to open diplomatic relations with.

    He's the guy who first asked his science officer how her people would investigate a new planet, and on learning that they would be cautious and methodical decided instead to treat it like a campout in his parent's backyard.

    He's the guy who, on discovering that human ships were being preyed upon by space pirates decided to do nothing except keep the civilians from trying to fight back.

    He's the guy who had a cure for the disease that was going to render an entire species extinct and decided they didn't deserve it because not having exterminated their neanderthals made them unfit to live.

    He's the guy who on discovering a crew member had been implanted with alien offspring decided that was funny and not something scary and life-endangering.

    He's the guy whose plans when encountering hostiles always started with "OK, first I let myself get captured..."

    Truly Jonathan Archer was the greatest commander in Starfleet's history. His brilliance dazzled all who beheld it

  5. VERSE 1:
    It’s my pleasure to welcome you
    To your new home in apartment two
    With one bedroom and a splendid view
    Just don’t forget when the rent is due
    We expect all residents to
    Abide by tenancy rules
    Keep quiet, keep clean, keep telling the truth
    Present evidence of any elements who
    Have better to do than to comply
    With our societal requirements
    Those who stay in line
    Might just survive until retirement
    Pay no mind as I enquire just
    Why the other night you went
    To the laundry room to hide
    An item in the dryer, friend?
    This block is state-provided
    And you’d be wise to be grateful
    Side with every regulation and you’ll find food on the table
    It’s not a state, provided
    You find decadence is wasteful
    It’s been perfect since the state decided
    What décor is tasteful
    As property manager my job is sorting the utilities
    Disposal of the garbage and the laundering facilities
    Why would I compile a full report on your activities?
    I’m just a standard landlord…
    Glory to the Ministry
     
    CHORUS:
    Lock the doors and close the curtains, hold your breath lest you should speak your sins
    But you can’t keep a secret from the building that you keep it in
    Befriend your fellow tenants, show a smile and keep it pleasant
    But know everyone’s a friend until you need to turn some people in I
    t’s the breathing on the phone hiding just beneath the tone
    It’s the things that shift when no one’s home
    Well, you may be on your own but you’ll never be alone
    Yes, we all live here, but it’s no one’s home
     
    VERSE 2:
    To get through the day,
    It behoves you to play by the rules and behave
    Do the state preapprove all the tunes that you play?
    When alone in a room, well to whom do you pray?
    Assume that your neighbours are moving away
    When the black van comes in the night
    And you’re numb to the sight
    Of another one fumbling for somewhere to hide
    As their wife just runs for their life
    ‘Fore the ones with the guns can arrive
    And they’re gone ‘fore the sun can arise
    To a government provided bunker for some realignment
    It’s just fine, you can trust it’s a wonderful time
    Just go about your business normally
    No one’s following, I’m not recording
    Your paranoia is awfully boring
    According to all of your friends that talk to me
    Most importantly please speak clear when you’re broadcasting
    Your honest thoughts on the law or economy
    My provided mics are tiny
    And I can’t transcribe properly
    Should you ever behold Me with my peepers pressed to a keyhole
    You can trust I’m just checking the tumblers for rust
    I’m a custodian not a Ministry mole
    Settle in for a night on the couch
    No questioning what that red light is about
    Now bleeping on your ceiling since the time you went out
    It’s just a little gaslighting, put aside any doubts
    You’re fine in your house so confide to your spouse any crimes carried out
    Any tiny amount of new ideas found just a mite out of bounds
    Cause I’m writing them down in a timestamped account
    What’s it matter, every night or two?
    If I sneak in, have a rifle through
    But depending what I find well you’ll
    Be faced with another kind of rifle too
    Privacy is the cry of the Defiant to compliancy
    But grease my palm and I might not see
    Those books they banned from the libraries
    What do you mean that that’s not yours?
    It appeared one night in your cabinet drawers?
    I have to report it, I regret
    But of course, I could forget
    Societal ideals are reliably pliable
    So the rise of a tyrant becomes entirely viable
    You’ll find that the spying is really quite justifiable
    Why are you crying when it’s your blind eye that’s liable?
    Handy landlord here to fix your ventilation whistling
    Too many questions and it’s not the air that needs conditioning
    That telephone’s not tampered with
    Of course it isn’t listening
    But were it, it prefers the words:
    ‘Glory to the Ministry’
     
     
  6. Give the objectification of the deadly sin of Pride to a species with a reputation for both figuratively and literally regarding themselves as above everything on Earth, leaving them so out of touch with what's going on that they always be relied upon to show after the nick of time to salvage a few people from the wreckage of the events they missed. 

  7. 5 hours ago, Barton said:

    Very high, but remember to apply disadvantage, can burn in oxygen. Diamond is just carbon with some minor trace elements.

     

    Flesh burns a lot easier.  

    4 hours ago, Tech said:

     

    Diamonds are superb conductors of heat and burns a little after 1600 degrees; it's not known for it's ability to burn. However, they are subject to being cut by a precise strike. Does anything think a DEF of 18 is too much?

     

    Nah.  Superheroes and villains are more about the concept of a thing than the thing itself.  For example Spider-Man's powers are not actually those of a spider.  They are just spider-themed even though they work totally differently.  However Find Weakness should be really effective versus diamond armour because having breaking points is part of the the theme of diamonds.  

  8. 44 minutes ago, Duke Bushido said:

    Thanks; I already knew about the Musk thing (am I mis-remembering, or did he try to so the same rhing with PayPal? 

     

     

     

    More or less.  He actually had his own money transfer program named "X.com" but it was less successful than Paypal for obvious reasons if you've ever searched for "X" online.  But he merged X.com with Confinity and tried to fulfill his ambition for X.com to become an everything app like WeChat.  The result was a shareholder revolt that booted him out.  Now he's trying to do the same thing with Twitter and X.com still sounds like a porn site.  

     

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  9. 49 minutes ago, Duke Bushido said:

     

     

    Thanks a lot.

     

    All the times I ask for help, and there is always that one guy who whines that I didn't just Google it.

     

    So I did,  and I am going back to asking for help; I dont care who whines.

     

     

     

    xvideos is a porn site.  

    Elon Musk in his latest dumbass move has chosen to try to change twitter's name to "X". 

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