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Re: "Neat" Pictures

Re: "Neat" Pictures That ad is brilliant in its utterly deranged depravity.

Re: "Neat" Pictures I'm imagining two hot warrior chicks rendered as one hot warrior chick. It's either very hot or very gross. Maybe even both.

Re: "Neat" Pictures Gotcha. My point was of the "biologically we have more in common with trees than we will with aliens" variety, so a human-with-funny-head alien is itself more absurd than a reptile with boobs. But of course predators (and pop culture aliens in general) have never been about plausibility. It's all driven by "whoa, cool!" and is there anything in the universe, anywhere, that doesn't look cool rendered as a hot warrior chick?

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Re: "Neat" Pictures At what point were predators determined to be "reptillian?" They're aliens. Saying an alien species is of a kind with Terran reptiles is equally as silly as saying a reptile has boobs. Sheesh.

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk They do? As in "could there exist circumstances under which the Hulk might beat Galactus" or "the Hulk and Galactus meet in an alley - the Hulk might win"? Because if I said the latter seems implausible, it would be a gamma-irradiated understatement from my not-reading-comics-in-ages perspective.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings How does a bird get stuck on a rat trap, on the ground, indoors, far away from any opening to the outside?

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk I bet it'll be adamantium in the movies, which could nudge them to making it canonical.

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk If the comics have said it's got adamantium for decades, don't we consider it retconned?

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk I thought it was an adamantium-vibranium alloy. Is my nerdy comics lore out-of-date?

Re: Beware the churck tank From the forces of the Holy Roller Empire.

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk Are you kidding? Cap wins. Even if he doesn't, he calls in Thor, who does.

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk But the Hulk has gamma-chlorians!

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk If anger feeds the Dark Side, what happens if Vader teaches the Hulk to use the Force?

Re: Jokes No, that's just a pleasant side-effect.

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk Could Dr. Doom beat the Hulk? No? Then how the heck could Vader do it? The Empire is just Darth Vader's Treasure Type.

Re: Jokes Did you hear Paris Hilton's dog got diarrhea?

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk Me too, if I had to pin down an answer.

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing The thing really ties the room together.

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk In ESB he found the rebel base and suckered Luke into a trap.

Re: Darth Vader vs. The Hulk Vader fights the Hulk and loses quickly. He retreats to the Death Star and blows up the planet. It doesn't kill the Hulk. Instead the Hulk is flung into the midst of the imperial fleet, which he summarily rips to pieces. Vader jumps through hyperspace and hopes the scary green man doesn't find him.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Heh, awesome cover.

Re: 3D Astrocartography... 3D glasses. It's the only way to be sure.