Pariah Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... . . . Your Gadgeteer constantly has to go to Wal-Mart in the middle of a fight to get more batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hawk God Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... your gadgeteer's arsenal consists of the contents of a 4 year old's playroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hawk God Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... When the press asks who is your team brick and you have to go to Lowe's to get one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hawk God Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... you have to worry about curfew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherSkip Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... You are afraid of picking up a yoga ball because it will violate the campaign max. If you run screaming for the hills from the 'viciuos monster' that is the little girls kitten stuck in a tree. a munchkin in your game is one that has an 8- Analyze Shrubbery roll. Your character is really proud of his just bought "TRS-80 Powers". The party healer needs a god call to heal one point of Stun. you need to push your strength to put on a t-shirt and jeans. You need defensive Pre to face down emoticons/smilies. The Mechanon of your campaign is a calculator watch. You end up taking stun from watching the bad guys get hurt in Home Alone. You can't take a shower because you will 'bee Drownded'. A ringtone on your cell phone counts as a 7d6 flash attack on it's lowest volume setting. Action figures have more Presence, Stun and Strength than you do. Trash Can lids require weapon familiariies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hawk God Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... A ringtone on your cell phone counts as a 7d6 flash attack on it's lowest volume setting. No, I am going to have to rule this one out. That is a bad@ss ringtone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... Action figures have more Presence, Stun and Strength than you do. thats true in my case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherSkip Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... No' date=' I am going to have to rule this one out. That is a bad@ss ringtone.[/quote'] I edited out the note that it only applied to yourself and came from any cell phone you heard. If your character wears a couch because that is what he wears as a part of his workout clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... You have more REC than END or STUN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... You: "So, can I roll my damage now?" GM: "Sure, why not?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... .... You take BODY damage from Presence Attacks. .... And/or Flash Attacks. .... Your Physical Lims are such that all adventuring must be done in hospital intensive care wards. .... You are Susceptable to Oxygen - and you are NOT an alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... your main archenemy is GWYNNETH PALTROW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... your main archenemy is GWYNNETH PALTROW Do not underestimate the powers of Paltrow, if she stands sideways you can't even see her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... And the power to enchant any man who sees her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... you have to worry about curfew From Super Stupor: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... beck parker ? shouldn't that read BEN parker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... The GM looks at your character sheet, laughs and prepares a substitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... Playing Champions feels like playing Call of Cthulhu. And playing Call of Cthulhu...well, we don't do that anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... Your GM runs a scenario where The Ultimates take out their frustrations on CLOWN, and your characters get caught in the middle. And none of the PCs survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... . . . the PCs save the world - only to discover that it was all a glorious dream. . . . there was a 7d6 flash attack - from a pin drop - half a mile away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... You are vulnerable to spanking. And not in a fun way. You're hunted by a cub scout troop. They defeat and capture you a lot. Then tie you up until thier parents take them home. Then you spend hours trying to untie yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... ... You get beaten up a lot - by innocent bystanders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... Your PCs getting beaten up...... .....by the French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... your ps are beaten up by HONG KONG PHOOEY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherSkip Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... Hanna Barberra characters look down on you as underpowered weaklinngs. Including the villians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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