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stuffed mushrooms and strawberries make me happy.

 

^____________________^

 

I was at a convention once, and this VERY buxom and attractive young chubby black girl had a tattoo of a very phallic mushroom house (a la the Smurfs) between her breasts.

 

I was drunk enough to have the courage, yet sober enough to have the smoothness, to say...

 

 

"I say, my dear. Is that an invitation?"

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WINDYCON!

 

Now to keep my cool, keep my head on straight, and make some TALL money writing. :D

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WINDYCON!

 

Now to keep my cool, keep my head on straight, and make some TALL money writing. :D

 

 

Now if you could wangle an invite as a featured writer to Dragonflight...

 

I'm still hoping to go to that one this year.

 

 

Drat! I meant to buy a lottery ticket today. THough the way my luck has been, it is just as well. :)

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Now if you could wangle an invite as a featured writer to Dragonflight...

 

I'm still hoping to go to that one this year.

 

 

Drat! I meant to buy a lottery ticket today. THough the way my luck has been, it is just as well. :)

Ah... one thing at a time.

 

Like... writing a fantasy novel to get into Dragonflight. :D

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No wonder you kept looking at your palm while you were here almost a month ago...:yes::winkgrin:

I thought he was just worried his ex-girlfriend would slap you... :snicker:

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He's still got hairy palms...and she's not his ex...yet...;):P

True. My Rosy is willing to share with my boo. :D

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Wanna tell you a story

'Bout a woman I know

When it comes to lovin'

Oh she steals the show

She ain't exactly pretty

Ain't exactly small

Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six

You could say she's got it all

 

Never had a woman

Never had a woman like you

Doing all the things

Doing all the things you do

Ain't no fairy story

Ain't no skin and bone

But you give it all you got

Weighing in at nineteen stone

 

CHORUS:

You're a whole lotta woman

A whole lotta woman

Whole lotta Rosie

Whole lotta Rosie

Whole lotta Rosie

And you're a whole lotta woman

 

Oh honey you can do it

Do it to me all night long

Only one to turn

Only one to turn me on

All through the night time

And right around the clock

To my surprise

Rosie never stops

 

CHORUS:

You're a whole lotta woman

A whole lotta woman

Whole lotta Rosie

Whole lotta Rosie

Whole lotta Rosie

And you're a whole lotta woman

 

 

You're a whole lotta Rosie

You're a whole lotta woman-an-an-an, yeah yeah yeah

Whole lotta Rosie

Whole lotta woman

Whole lotta woman

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