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Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

 

This is not The Last Word. Stop that!

 

You're right this is the last word. No, wait, I kept typing after that word, so the last word is this one. Crud -- kept typing. This one is. No this one. This. One. Is. The. Last. Word.

 

 

Seriously.

 

(At least until someone else posts.)

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Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

 

This is not The Last Word. Stop that!

 

This is an experiment. What we have is an attempt by me to create the longest running' date=' NON game thread. Our record to beat, is the Catsuit thread. Quite a challange. And we are going to have to keep this thing as best we can. Threads and Tangents are welcome. Getting it locked is not desired. Now all we need is a launching point.[/quote']

:nya: :nya: :nya:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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THE WEDDING TEST

 

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

 

My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

 

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

 

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

 

She slowly took off all her clothes apart from a tiny white thong and said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

 

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

 

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

 

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

 

And the moral of this story is:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Hey Cancer' date=' somebody stole your hair too? :D[/quote']

 

No, I haven't noticed any major hair loss since then; it's just that's the most recent image of my head, and one of my psychlims is being scrupulous in reporting data.

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I'm up to a six head. That's what you get when four doesn't give you enough skin.

 

My First NGD thread topic in a long time!

 

http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67905

 

Don't miss out!

 

Hm. You made me curious. I've only started 40 threads on these boards. Most of them NGD, of course.

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Grumble. I need to get to the bottom of who's been disconnecting my iPod from the machine at home and carrying it around listening to it. I don't mind that per se, but it does mean that it doesn't get recharged, and that's the real issue.

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