Old Man Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I am so sick of double-edged swords. I'm more partial to sabres and katanas anyway. They're better at cutting and the end is just as pointy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I'm more partial to sabres and katanas anyway. They're better at cutting and the end is just as pointy. Yeah, well, it seems when I am faced with making choices in life, I am never given the katana or sabre-style decisions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Someone who shall remain unnamed (his initials are Nightfly) trying to turn a tribute to a brave soul into a political platform. It's a good thing he's not in my area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Someone who shall remain unnamed (his initials are Nightfly) trying to turn a tribute to a brave soul into a political platform. It's a good thing he's not in my area. I noticed. ::sighs:: THIS is the kind of crap that negative rep was made for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Yeah' date=' well, it seems when I am faced with making choices in life, I am never given the katana or sabre-style decisions.[/quote'] In that case, may I recommend the 12-gauge pump action riot shotgun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: The cranky thread In that case' date=' may I recommend the 12-gauge pump action riot shotgun?[/quote'] No thanks, swords are much more fun than guns. I've been having sleeping problems all week. My body itches again (nobody still has a clue what's causing it), and my foot still aches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: The cranky thread My body itches again (nobody still has a clue what's causing it)' date=' and my foot still aches![/quote'] Sounds like we'll have to amputate. Here, bite down on this leather strap. It helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Sounds like we'll have to amputate. Here' date=' bite down on this leather strap. It helps.[/quote'] Biting a leather strap can cause amputations? Damn! No wonder the British prefered to bite the bullet instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I don't know. They might have been out looking for work or interviewing. I do all my looking from home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I HATE having to ask total strangers to be polite more than once. In this case, it was kids throwing a football around near my car. It wasn't until one of them missed and it hit my car, and I asked them a SECOND time not to play near my car that they vacated. But not without a disparaging remark. Hate kids that age. Really, really do. I wonder if I ever have them, if I can lock them up for about 5 years when they turn 12. Or send them off to boarding school, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Sounds like we'll have to amputate. Here' date=' bite down on this leather strap. It helps.[/quote'] God knows I've considered amputation more than once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I HATE having to ask total strangers to be polite more than once. In this case, it was kids throwing a football around near my car. It wasn't until one of them missed and it hit my car, and I asked them a SECOND time not to play near my car that they vacated. But not without a disparaging remark. Hate kids that age. Really, really do. I wonder if I ever have them, if I can lock them up for about 5 years when they turn 12. Or send them off to boarding school, maybe. I understand how you feel. I have to deal with unruly kids a lot. That being said, they're kids. I hate it when adults are inconsiderate and/or impolite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I can't sleep because I'm pissed over some stupid mistakes I made last night. Now everyone will see my cranky nature at work once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I woke up feeling reasonably OK today. But as the day has gone on, the pain in both my head and my back are getting worse. Never mind that I've been running to the crapper all morning. I'll likely end up taking one of my pain pills and calling it a day early. Blech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I noticed. ::sighs:: THIS is the kind of crap that negative rep was made for. well that and giving it to me when you meant to give positive rep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I woke up feeling reasonably OK today. But as the day has gone on, the pain in both my head and my back are getting worse. Never mind that I've been running to the crapper all morning. I'll likely end up taking one of my pain pills and calling it a day early. Blech. I hear you on all those counts. I especially hate taking the pain (or sleeping) meds they screw you over long before and after they do their job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Well, I'm home, now. Half a day is better than none, I suppose. I want to go to sleep, but I know if I do that I'll have a bitch of a time sleeping tonight... which will make it all the more difficult for me to get to work tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I am deathly allergic to beets. So today, the head chef says "We've got a special client coming in today, and he's requested borscht. Don't worry, Jack, you're not going to be near it." As if someone grating, pureeing, and boiling that crap on the other side of the kitchen doesn't put enough junk in the air to make me feel like I'm being maced all damned day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I spent all day yesterday running errands with the wife. "My head hurts. Don't park there, park there. I'm a much better driver than you. I have a headache. My foot hurts. Take out the trash. Make sure you tie the bag tightly. Make sure you tie the bag tightly. Did you tie the bag tight? (Opens the can to look anyway.) Why do you drink so much soda? My foot hurts. I'm too fat. My hand hurts. My shoulder hurts. I have a headache. My ear hurts. What if I need glasses? What if I get cancer? My head hurts. None of my clothes fit me anymore. We need to exercise more. We need to organize all our finances. We need to get living wills. You should get this new credit card. You don't eat enough fruit. We don't exercise enough. I'm too fat. My head hurts. Help me hang the laundry. I'm too tired to exercise. None of my clothes fit anymore. I have a headache. Let's go to the Hello Kitty store. Let's go to the other Hello Kitty store. Let's go to the Hallmark store. We never have time to exercise. I'm too fat. My head hurts..." *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I spent all day yesterday running errands with the wife. "My head hurts. Don't park there, park there. I'm a much better driver than you. I have a headache. My foot hurts. Take out the trash. Make sure you tie the bag tightly. Make sure you tie the bag tightly. Did you tie the bag tight? (Opens the can to look anyway.) Why do you drink so much soda? My foot hurts. I'm too fat. My hand hurts. My shoulder hurts. I have a headache. My ear hurts. What if I need glasses? What if I get cancer? My head hurts. None of my clothes fit me anymore. We need to exercise more. We need to organize all our finances. We need to get living wills. You should get this new credit card. You don't eat enough fruit. We don't exercise enough. I'm too fat. My head hurts. Help me hang the laundry. I'm too tired to exercise. None of my clothes fit anymore. I have a headache. Let's go to the Hello Kitty store. Let's go to the other Hello Kitty store. Let's go to the Hallmark store. We never have time to exercise. I'm too fat. My head hurts..." *sigh* Now my head hurts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Another day stuck at home. I hate it when the cure (pills that make me woozy) is almost worse than the disease (bad back). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I spent all day yesterday running errands with the wife. "My head hurts. Don't park there, park there. I'm a much better driver than you. I have a headache. My foot hurts. Take out the trash. Make sure you tie the bag tightly. Make sure you tie the bag tightly. Did you tie the bag tight? (Opens the can to look anyway.) Why do you drink so much soda? My foot hurts. I'm too fat. My hand hurts. My shoulder hurts. I have a headache. My ear hurts. What if I need glasses? What if I get cancer? My head hurts. None of my clothes fit me anymore. We need to exercise more. We need to organize all our finances. We need to get living wills. You should get this new credit card. You don't eat enough fruit. We don't exercise enough. I'm too fat. My head hurts. Help me hang the laundry. I'm too tired to exercise. None of my clothes fit anymore. I have a headache. Let's go to the Hello Kitty store. Let's go to the other Hello Kitty store. Let's go to the Hallmark store. We never have time to exercise. I'm too fat. My head hurts..." *sigh* I left mine, for many reasons, this among them. I don't recommend following my course of action. But, I'm so damn happy I feel pretty guilty about it. So Damn Happy - Louden Wainwright III The sad thing is I'm so damn happy Who'd blame her if she were to slap me The sun should not shine when there's rain I should be in a lot more pain At least I should feel slightly crappy But the sad thing is I'm so damn happy And the worst thing is it's so much better That admission would upset her But it's true and it's beyond belief What I feel is sheer relief I may regret the day I met her And the worst thing is it's so much better It's comic that it's all so tragic It's that hum-drum novel old black magic Let's have a laugh after we cry Let's hope we live before we die The silly clown's red nose is runny And it's tragic that it's all so funny It's crucial that it doesn't matter Vows of love are idle chatter To feel this good has to be bad I'm so damn happy that it's sad Dear listener would you like to slap me And the sad thing is I'm so damn happy Yes the sad thing is I'm so damn happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Another day stuck at home. I hate it when the cure (pills that make me woozy) is almost worse than the disease (bad back). Another day stuck at work, not really in the mood. But I'd rather be here than at home with back pains, so there's that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Yay Morning Shift! Boo WORK! YAY Raise! Boo More responsibility! Yay Three Day Weekend! Boo Short staffed for weeks! Yay annoyinng fellow employee(s) are moving on! Boo will most likely be replaced with equally annoying new employees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: The cranky thread At least you got a raise, Enforcer. I don't remember the last time my company gave those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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