Old Man Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Well' date=' now I'm awake but distracted. Where do you find this stuff? [/quote'] At the Discovery Channel Store? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: The cranky thread The tsunami. The mudslide. The apartment fire in DC. The machete attack no more than 2 blocks away from me. And the helicopter crash off the Woodrow Wilson bridge (I know the mother of the girl who died in the crash- she's a very good friend of my mother-in-law and was at our wedding). I swear. Can we have JUST ONE DAY where death, doom and destruction don't get top billing? I don't know which is worse. News like this or all media blitz up to the minute updates on the state of Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt's marriage.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samaritan Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: The cranky thread I don't know which is worse. News like this or all media blitz up to the minute updates on the state of Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt's marriage.... I remember Louie Anderson's bit on this: "Millions killed... children starving... Madonna has a headache..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Hmm, that's putting my crankiness at Comcast in perspective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Re: The cranky thread and people wonder why I quit watching the news.... Yup, that's the real solution here. Good stuff does happen... but the news likes to talk about it very seldom. A lot of people get off on death & mayhem, apparently. No one I've ever met... but somebody apparently... 'cause they're just given the peeples what theys wants... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Re: The cranky thread I hate insurance companies. ALL of them. At the end of the day, they're just about taking $$$ from people and doing nothing in return. Yep, I may be glad I have insurance some time in the future when calamity strikes... but I'll still despise their companies from whom I've had consistantly, bar none the absolute worst customer service of any industry I've dealt with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Re: The cranky thread I hate insurance companies. ALL of them. At the end of the day, they're just about taking $$$ from people and doing nothing in return. Yep, I may be glad I have insurance some time in the future when calamity strikes... but I'll still despise their companies from whom I've had consistantly, bar none the absolute worst customer service of any industry I've dealt with... That scene at the beginning of The Incredibles wasn't very far fetched. My first workers comp claim was rejected because I had worked less than 40 hours that week... never mind the fact that I had worked 38 hours in TWO DAYS! The SOP for insurance companies is to deny every claim that hits their desk. For the 1 in 4 people who call and question it, they can say mistakes were made and put the claim through. But for the other 3 in 4 who don't call, its made money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Which one? Tysons? Fair Oaks? I don't think we got a chance to meet at that small Game Parlor gathering... I work at the one at Dulles Town Center. I think we did meet at the Game Parlor gathering but I couldn't stay for very long becuase I had to work that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samaritan Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Re: The cranky thread I work at the one at Dulles Town Center. I think we did meet at the Game Parlor gathering but I couldn't stay for very long becuase I had to work that day. Ahhhh, yes, I seem to remember now. I didn't realize Dulles TC had one out there. Then again, I've only been twice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Re: The cranky thread So I burned myself a couple days ago being clumsy with the oven. That wasn't too bad. Today as I'm toweling myself off I went right over the burn area and peeled the skin off. owie! A hour later, it's still sending signals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Re: The cranky thread I am rapidly getting passed in the post count race by people I was on even keel with. not that it makes me cranky. But I need to pad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: The cranky thread But I need to pad... Good luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: The cranky thread To pad posts is to increase pain... Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: The cranky thread "Pain is good." --Arnold Schwarzenegger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: The cranky thread To pad posts is to increase pain... Ah yes, from the book of Von D-Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Pain is the sound weakness makes as it leaves the body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Pain is the sound weakness makes as it leaves the body. Sounds kinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Sounds kinky. Only if you're a Drill Instructor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Only if you're a Drill Instructor. I think I've seen that adult movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: The cranky thread "Pain is good." --Arnold Schwarzenegger That would explain some of his movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: The cranky thread I think my mood has been rotten all day long because I was subjected to the horror that was Galactica 1980. It would make the Pope pull out a strap-on mounted on a jackhammer and stuff it in the buttcrack of Nelson Mandela. Galactica 1980. It makes a man mean and bitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CourtFool Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Some of my best friends are strap-ons mounted on a jackhammer... I think my mood has been rotten all day long because I was subjected to the horror that was Galactica 1980. It would make the Pope pull out a strap-on mounted on a jackhammer and stuff it in the buttcrack of Nelson Mandela. Galactica 1980. It makes a man mean and bitter. You say strap-on mounted on a jackhammer and stuffed into the buttcrack of Nelson Mandela like it's a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: The cranky thread So I burned myself a couple days ago being clumsy with the oven. That wasn't too bad. Today as I'm toweling myself off I went right over the burn area and peeled the skin off. owie! A hour later' date=' it's still sending signals. [/quote'] Ouch! I remember the time I burned my finger on a hot soldering iron in high school. We were putting them away, and I accidentally touched a hot iron. The skin peeled, all right. I still have a scar on my finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Re: Some of my best friends are strap-ons mounted on a jackhammer... You say strap-on mounted on a jackhammer and stuffed into the buttcrack of Nelson Mandela like it's a bad thing. Sometimes it is. Except for the time me and Ghandi smoked this assload of crank, and we just went bugnuts with the clippers and the hair dye with Jane Goodall's chimps. Then Castro had to fcuk everything up by ass-pumping Diane Fossey with his acid-laced condoms... I swear... Fidel always gotta swim up a waterfall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CourtFool Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Havana calling I swear... Fidel always gotta swim up a waterfall. Yeah, he knows how to kill a buzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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