Rachel Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings I always thought someone attached a field phone to her scrotum. Yes. Scrotum. You can claim Yoko as your gender if you like. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Much like when Thrak used a modified version of my icon as his own' date=' I sort of wonder what the point of this is. Free advertising for me? I don't get it. Obviously he's still very upset with me, which means I got to him pretty good, which was my intent, and this sig of his is really a lot like walking around with a big sign saying "Jackalope burned me good and I can't let it go." I feel sorry for him, and I'm kind of surprised he doesn't get how wounded this makes him look. He must be kind of soft, not used to getting his feelings hurt. Either that or he's really sensitive. At any rate his Kung Fu was weak, and he wasn't worth the bother.[/quote'] Let's see. Lame chump like you snipes at him in private using the rep function, calling him... I forget what you called him. It was a cheap shot. And where I grew up, it'd be worth stickin' a shank in your appendix and breaking off the handle, then laughing at you as me and twenty of my friends peed in your mouth. Thing is... killin's too good for you, ignoring you ain't much better, and you're too easy to insult that I poured some whiskey down my parrot's throat and got my latest signature. Funny how damn perceptive drunken Senegal parrots with ass-cancer are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings I have noticed something. Jackalope is one of the strangest lovers I've had' date=' and that says quite alot. I mean, he takes a fist like a cow getting enseminated and begs for more. And I won't get into his fetish grooming habits.[/quote'] But... man, the crabs are bad enough. That tape worm though. Between that and the crank beetle up his rectum, it's like rolling naked in a briar patch and then taking a swan dive into a bowl of lemon juice. Oh wait. You like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentor Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Quoted by Mightybec: "What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end" That sounds familiar, Bec. Johnny Cash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Quoted by Mightybec: "What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end" That sounds familiar, Bec. Johnny Cash? Yeah. His version was a NIN cover though. It's a pretty potent song. It's a "what have I done with my life" kind of tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Dirt. I believe. And I thought it was some other band's song originally. Like Alice in CHains or some such? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Dirt. I believe. And I thought it was some other band's song originally. Like Alice in CHains or some such? I'm pretty sure it's NIN/Trent Reznor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Agnostic Umbrellas you pathenogenic parsnip! Back away or taste my furious Fortunistic pablum! Stop bringing race into it! You always play the victim card! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Okay. You... take your Swift Boat Veteran thread and sail up Jackalope's Alimentary canal and scuttle it. I don't understand what forces you to talk about the Presley-Kennedy connection, I keep telling you YOU'RE DRUG ADDLED for doing so! Hedonistic squirmer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Ya think they're playing Pet Sematary up there with Fred Gwynne on guest piano? Heh, that's a good visual, thx! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Johnny, Joey, and Dee Dee... Yeah, don't remind me. jg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yeah, don't remind me. jg Jimmie, Janis, Stevie Ray, John, George, John P...The list is too damn long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Jimmie' date=' Janis, Stevie Ray, John, George, John P...The list is too damn long...[/quote'] What about Elvis? Oh, that's right... I've seen a couple short stories about "rock n roll heaven," including one horror story where it turned out to be Hell. Here's a depressing thought: the list only gets longer from here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yeah, how does the joke go? "...just then Karen Carpenter took the drums and said, "Close to you, from the top..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Um... aren't 50% of the Beatles, like, dead? Although I suppose it doesn't matter, what with the newfangled technology thingamabobs that let you record the voice of a dead man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beauxdeigh Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings I think Skaramine was referring to a post-mortem reunion, OM. As in he hopes the rest of the Beatles don't pass away too soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Ah, I see now. I like Paul and Ringo too, but I have to say that the whole of the Beatles was much greater than the sum of the parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Damn. I just lost an eBay auction I was really looking forward to. Yeah, happened to me the other day. I was really pissed - I think I could have had those Adventurers' Clubs but I FORGOT at the last minute (I was at work). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yeah, how does the joke go? "...just then Karen Carpenter took the drums and said, "Close to you, from the top..." Beat me to it. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings OMG! Shatner is on television again. Captain James T. Lawyer. These are the adventures of the law firm Enterprise.... It was funny' date=' all of the other actors, including the co-lead, had 2-3 paragraph bios. Shatner's was like a book. I'm glad for him, though. I've always liked Shatner. His smugness has a certain honest appeal.[/quote'] The surprise appearance by Al Sharpton was funny as hell too. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yeah' date=' happened to me the other day. I was really pissed - I think I could have had those Adventurers' Clubs but I FORGOT at the last minute (I was at work).[/quote'] Yeah, gotta' love those old Adventurers' Clubs. Probably the only thing that is missing from my Champions/Hero Games collection. I got some...but, not ALL of 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yeah' date=' happened to me the other day. I was really pissed - I think I could have had those Adventurers' Clubs but I FORGOT at the last minute (I was at work).[/quote'] I bid on those, too! But I was nowhere near the winning price. I haven't been to eBay in a long time, now I find myself just browsing, looking for something that interests me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Gas is now $2.05 a gallon 'round here. Yeesh. Boo frickin' hoo. It's $2.50/gal here and has been for two years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Boo frickin' hoo. It's $2.50/gal here and has been for two years. You pay about that per litre over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Musings on Random Musings Boo frickin' hoo. It's $2.50/gal here and has been for two years. Considering it has jumped .30 in the last 2-3 months, I'll boohoo all I want, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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