Basil Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the call center that just hired you is a front for The Vast Angelic-Demonic-Alien-Secularist Conspiracy that includes everyone in the Universe except you. All the phone numbers contain a triple 6, or a triple 7, or are base twelve, or are purely random. NT: Signs you are being phoned by a call center working for the Great Illuminati Conspiracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All the phone numbers contain a triple 6, or a triple 7, or are base twelve, or are purely random. NT: Signs you are being phoned by a call center working for the Great Illuminati Conspiracy. "We have a lovely vacation package we'd like to offer you at a very reasonable rate. And, frankly, that shirt really doesn't go with your eyes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And with which credit card would you like to pay for that new video security system we installed in your home yesterday?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Thank you for joining the Do Not Call list." NT: Signs that your daughter's conviction that she is surrounded by strange and impossible things is absolutely correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Look at the Boys who want to Date her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cthulhu sends her fan mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your daughter's conviction that she is surrounded by strange and impossible things is absolutely correct. At your home you routinely use unconventional dinner flatware. NT: Potential outcomes of tomorrow's elections that are too silly to receive consideration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat At your home you routinely use unconventional dinner flatware. NT: Potential outcomes of tomorrow's elections that are too silly to receive consideration. "And the results are in and . . . it's a sweep for the Libertarian party!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I didn't know we had an "After Dinner Party"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chtulhu Cultists gain a Senate majority. I guess people wee sick of choosing the lesser evil.... NT: Signs that your cat is an enemy spy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your cat is an enemy spy. Where are all these phone calls to China coming from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chtulhu Cultists gain a Senate majority. I guess people wee sick of choosing the lesser evil.... NT: Signs that your cat is an enemy spy. He spells 'Death to America' in the litter when he pees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your cat is an enemy spy. She meows towards Mecca six times a day. NT: Things to do to make my local high school's football team capable of winning more than two games next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She meows towards Mecca six times a day. NT: Things to do to make my local high school's football team capable of winning more than two games next year. Steroids in the Salisbury Steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get the cheerleaders to nail the opposition before or during the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do to make my local high school's football team capable of winning more than two games next year. Hold back the players who can't do basic school work, soon you'll have the biggest and oldest football team in the state. NT: You just got infected with the Wild Card virus. How does it effect you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You just got infected with the Wild Card virus. How does it effect you? I now possess minor telekinetic powers, low strength but fine manipulation. I exercise them mostly at poolside, on bikini tops and ice cubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I am the Great and Powerful Turtle or Fortunato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Damn! My **** is where my nose should be and vice versa! Do you have any idea how inconvenient that is? NT: Things President Bush would rather people not hear him say while he watches the election returns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things President Bush would rather people not hear him say while he watches the election returns. "He lost? I TOLD him to invest in Diebold stock" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things President Bush would rather people not hear him say while he watches the election returns. I can have Nancy Pelosi killed, right? What do you mean, "no"???? I'm the freakin' president! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How many of the Democrats do we have to kill to get reruns ? NT: Traditional Winter greetings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Traditional Winter greetings "Don't freeze your balls off!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Traditional Winter greetings *waddle waddle waddle barely noticeable wave under all the coats, mittens and scarves* Hey, I live in Minnesota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Traditional Winter greetings "Jesus ****in' Christ it's ****in' cold out here ... how ya doin'?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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