MilkmanDan Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you've been unknowingly dating a werewolf. Her "once a month visitor" is much, much, much worse than PMS. NT: Ways you shouldn't try to impress someone on a blind date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you shouldn't try to impress someone on a blind date. Push her seeing-eye dog in front of the Light Rail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you shouldn't try to impress someone on a blind date. Stick needles in your eyes, so it really will be a blind date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Discussing anything about your Gastrointestinal or Reproductive systems. NT: "Sorry I'm late for work, but......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Sorry I'm late for work' date=' but......"[/quote'] "...but considering what you pay me, be glad I bothered showing up at all." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Discussing anything about your Gastrointestinal or Reproductive systems. NT: "Sorry I'm late for work, but......" "...But the Road Died." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Sorry I'm late for work' date=' but......"[/quote'] " . . . my car hit a water buffalo." NT: "We're being struck with a Biblical plague! Wait, it's not raining frogs! It's raining _____!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "We're being struck with a Biblical plague! Wait' date=' it's not raining frogs! It's raining _____!"[/quote'] ... mortgage refinance offers and pre-approved credit applications! Oh no! We're in Junk Mail Hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "We're being struck with a Biblical plague! Wait' date=' it's not raining frogs! It's raining _____!"[/quote'] ...Britney Spears CDs. Please, someone, ANYONE, stop the insanity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat " . . . my car hit a water buffalo." NT: "We're being struck with a Biblical plague! Wait, it's not raining frogs! It's raining _____!" Ciallis, Viagra, and Exlax. Oh the mess this will make. NT: The Seven...no, three annoying sins. We've really let ourselves go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Seven...no, three annoying sins. We've really let ourselves go Flatulence, lack of personal hygiene, and inappropriate use of spandex. Particularly in combination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Seven...no' date=' three annoying sins. We've really let ourselves go[/quote'] Public Cell Phone Use, Lack of Turn Signals, and Talking in Movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Seven...no, three annoying sins. We've really let ourselves go Talking on a cell phone while driving, bad speling, and forwarding the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe. New Topic: Pick-up lines heard at a Star Trek convention: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Pick-up lines heard at a Star Trek convention: Hey baby, want me to "beam you up"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Pick-up lines heard at a Star Trek convention: "There's a warp core breach in my pants, baby. Want to help me eject it into space?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Pick-up lines heard at a Star Trek convention: Hi, I'm William Shatner. NT:Top five things you'd do if you were William Shatner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi, I'm William Shatner. NT:Top five things you'd do if you were William Shatner. Olivia Hussey (The Bastard) Adrienne Barbeaux (Crash) Heather Locklear (TJ Hooker) Kathy Ireland (Loaded Weapon 1) Missy Pyle (Dodgeball) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi, I'm William Shatner. NT:Top five things you'd do if you were William Shatner. 1. Go more into cartoon voice acting. 2. Apologize to the remaining living cast of Star Trek for being such a dink on the set. 3. Try to get into a duet with Weird Al Yankovic. 4. Do even MORE cartoon voice acting. 5. Run for political office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Top five things you'd do if you were William Shatner. 1. Walk around randomly kicking people in the stomach and when they ask why, scream "BECAUSE I'M JAMES FREAKING TIBERIUS KIRK!!!" 2. Visit Sci-Fi conventions with steel reproduction of phaser; use it to beat anyone wearing a Darth Vader costume because you roll with Kirk or you roll with pain. 3. Kick Chuck Norris' ass, because I think it's damn well time I get my own internet meme. 4. Show up in Regina and declare myself Emperor of Saskatchewania; invade Manitoba "because they support that bastard Nimoy". 5. Remake every pop song in the style of the dramatic readings of The Transformed Man and allow my star power to rain over the world. NT: Three things that should have happened to James Doohan's (Scotty's) ashes rather than being fired into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1. Walk around randomly kicking people in the stomach and when they ask why, scream "BECAUSE I'M JAMES FREAKING TIBERIUS KIRK!!!" 2. Visit Sci-Fi conventions with steel reproduction of phaser; use it to beat anyone wearing a Darth Vader costume because you roll with Kirk or you roll with pain. 3. Kick Chuck Norris' ass, because I think it's damn well time I get my own internet meme. 4. Show up in Regina and declare myself Emperor of Saskatchewania; invade Manitoba "because they support that bastard Nimoy". 5. Remake every pop song in the style of the dramatic readings of The Transformed Man and allow my star power to rain over the world. NT: Three things that should have happened to James Doohan's (Scotty's) ashes rather than being fired into space. Snorted by Keith Richards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fuel for a furnace based rocketship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So that's where Dilithium comes from!" NT: Signs that the public backlash against media violence is for real this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A tea party (crumpets and all) protest is held in front of news outlets nationwide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the public backlash against media violence is for real this time. Media members are dragged out of their studios, thrown to the pavement, and beaten into comas, all in the name of peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Media members are dragged out of their studios' date=' thrown to the pavement, and beaten into comas, all in the name of peace.[/quote'] and raped in the name of purity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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