MilkmanDan Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad effects of typographical errors in the writing of poetry about Unicorns. During Children's Story Hour you accidentally say, "And then Mindy reached up and grabbed the horse porn . . . uh, HORN! HORN!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad effects of typographical errors in the writing of poetry about Unicorns. Folks from Roanoke, Richmond, and Blacksburg start chasing after the poor critters because they remember reading about how a unicorn can only be ridden by a Virginian. New Topic: Roses are red, violets are blue, ___________________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Roses are red' date=' violets are blue, [/quote'] The golf green is brown, and Big Red is puce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Roses are red' date=' violets are blue, ___________________________.[/quote'] That opening couplet's so lame, I think I will spew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Folks from Roanoke, Richmond, and Blacksburg start chasing after the poor critters because they remember reading about how a unicorn can only be ridden by a Virginian. New Topic: Roses are red, violets are blue, ___________________________. Air is clear, and yellow is beer. NT: Ducks opinion of me is very dependant upon _______________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ducks opinion of me is very dependant upon _______________________. Ducks pinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Air is clear' date=' and yellow is beer. [/quote'] That, sir, depends on the quality of your beer. T: Ducks opinion of me is very dependant upon _______________________. The freshness of the bread I have taped to my groin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ducks opinion of me is very dependant upon _______________________. Ducks opinion of me is very dependent upon whether I'm wearing a Sens jersey. Then they don't like me very much. NT; Signs you weren't really cut out to play professional hockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I wear rollerskates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you weren't really cut out to play professional hockey. Your passport was issued by the Democratic Republic of the Congo. (Go Senators!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT; Signs you weren't really cut out to play professional hockey. You have a philosophical aversion to bloody violence NT: Household pests you REALLY don't want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Household pests you REALLY don't want This is Tommy, my pet termite. He and his friends live in the walls of my house. I hope he comes out to play soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Household pests you REALLY don't want Newt Gingrich, Donald Rumsfeld and Pat Robertson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Household pests you REALLY don't want Adorably cute two-year-old girls who will NOT leave their older brother alone for a few minute while daddy tries to finish up a conference call before taking them to daycare. Seriously, sweetie, leave him the hell alone already. NT: Rain, rain, go away, come again _______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rain' date=' rain, go away, come again _______________[/quote'] ... when I'm told I have to mow the lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Seriously, sweetie, leave him the hell alone already. NT: Rain, rain, go away, come again _______________ AT MY COMMAND! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rain, rain, go away, come again on my enemies so they will be washed into the sea! NT: Signs that this was not a good day to fly to Cleveland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that this was not a good day to fly to Cleveland. It's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Art Modell is your travelling companion (They just might get you in getting him) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that this was not a good day to fly to Cleveland. It is any day before August 14, 2097, which is the day the 400-meter asteroid that will be temporarily known as 2095JB21 strikes the city. NT: Professional sports leagues that will never get started, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Professional sports leagues that will never get started' date=' unfortunately.[/quote'] Hot nude model and actress jello and mud wrestling league Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Intercontinental Competitive Sexuality League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Professional sports leagues that will never get started' date=' unfortunately.[/quote'] Professional Parachuting-Politician Skeet Shooting League. New Topic: Really bad perfumes / colognes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mensweat by Brute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Really bad perfumes / colognes. Eau de Turkey Farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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