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NT: The most creative way to quit your job.

 

Just walk away while you're in the middle of your job.

 

Note: Only works as "creative" for airline pilots.

 

 

NT: Bad songs to serenade people with.

 

John Cage's 4'33"

 

NT: The best way you can think of to quit your current job.

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NT: The best way you can think of to quit your current job.

 

"Of the eight of you in this class, three of you will end up on welfare, two of you will spend most of your lives in jail, one of you will be a college dropout, one of you will join the Army and be dishonorably discharged, and one of you will most likely shoot yourself and save your spouse the trouble. I'm SO outta here."

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NT: The best way you can think of to quit your current job.

 

Break into the chicken abbatoir next door. Steal several hundred live chickens.

 

Fill the chemical tanks on work van with petrol (using company fuel card) and detergent concentrate (using company bunnings card)

 

park in middle of major intersection, apply detergent, petrol, and chickens.

 

Add a lit match.

 

NT: unusual quiz night topics

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NT: "Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it's just Foxbat. The bad news is, he's hired ___________________ for muscle."

 

"Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it's just Foxbat. The bad news is, he's hired your mom for muscle."

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NT: "Well' date=' I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it's just Foxbat. The bad news is, he's hired ___________________ for muscle."[/quote']

 

"Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it's just Foxbat. The bad news is, he's hired General Zod for muscle."

 

NT: Thing not to do instead of Kneeling Before Zod.

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NT: How the Champions plan on spending Memorial Day weekend.

 

They're appearing in a Celebrity Supers Softball Tournament against the Avengers, the West Coast Avengers, and the X-Men. Look out, Defender, Wolvie is one sneaky pitcher.

 

New Topic: Creative uses for an abandoned VIPER base.

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New Topic: Creative uses for an abandoned VIPER base.

 

Welcome to Viper-Land! Our rides include the Supreme Serpent, the fastest coaster in the land; Bumper Snakes, where you can squash and crush your friends; and the Liquidation Log Floom, where the unlucky get to plunge into the big vat of acid at the bottom of the hill.

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New Topic: Creative uses for an abandoned VIPER base.

 

Use it as a supercollider facility AND a mushroom farm, at once! Accelerate the mushrooms to relativistic velocities, collide them, and see what happens!

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