AliceTheOwl Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Really bad perfumes / colognes. Muskrat Love NT: The most creative way to quit your job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Really bad perfumes / colognes. "I call it, 'Like Ass'." NT: Bad songs to serenade people with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most creative way to quit your job. Send the boss a Mix Tape and, so that you can collect Unemployment, JPGs from the Office Christmas Party. NT: Bad songs to serenade people with. If you happen to be an American Idol contestant, pretty much all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most creative way to quit your job. Use this topic: NT: Bad songs to serenade people with. And sing: Take my job and go F_____ Yerself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most creative way to quit your job. Just walk away while you're in the middle of your job. Note: Only works as "creative" for airline pilots. NT: Bad songs to serenade people with. John Cage's 4'33" NT: The best way you can think of to quit your current job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The best way you can think of to quit your current job. Set the temperature to 71, then take an axe to the temperature controls. Brandish said axe at anyone who comes near. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The best way you can think of to quit your current job. "Of the eight of you in this class, three of you will end up on welfare, two of you will spend most of your lives in jail, one of you will be a college dropout, one of you will join the Army and be dishonorably discharged, and one of you will most likely shoot yourself and save your spouse the trouble. I'm SO outta here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The best way you can think of to quit your current job. Break into the chicken abbatoir next door. Steal several hundred live chickens. Fill the chemical tanks on work van with petrol (using company fuel card) and detergent concentrate (using company bunnings card) park in middle of major intersection, apply detergent, petrol, and chickens. Add a lit match. NT: unusual quiz night topics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: unusual quiz night topics "I'll take The Paris Sewer System for $200, Alex." (Les Miserables had 50+ pages on the topic, as I recall.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: unusual quiz night topics "World of Warcraft for $1400" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: unusual quiz night topics Celebrity Pictionary. Tonight's special topic, Medieval Melee Weapons! NT: Historical conquering horde leaders you never heard of before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Historical conquering horde leaders you never heard of before. Chaka Khan (I feel for you with my spear point -- ah, there you are! STAB!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Roberto the Got-here-just-before-Alexander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Historical conquering horde leaders you never heard of before. Atilla the Nun. NT: "Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it's just Foxbat. The bad news is, he's hired ___________________ for muscle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it's just Foxbat. The bad news is, he's hired ___________________ for muscle." "Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it's just Foxbat. The bad news is, he's hired your mom for muscle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Well' date=' I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it's just Foxbat. The bad news is, he's hired ___________________ for muscle."[/quote'] Galactus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Well' date=' I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it's just Foxbat. The bad news is, he's hired ___________________ for muscle."[/quote'] "Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it's just Foxbat. The bad news is, he's hired General Zod for muscle." NT: Thing not to do instead of Kneeling Before Zod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Thing not to do instead of Kneeling Before Zod. "ZOD kneels before ME, bitch!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Thing not to do instead of Kneeling Before Zod. "Yeah, I blew out my ACL a couple of fights back. You'll have to settle for a semi-respectful curtsy, big fella." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Thing not to do instead of Kneeling Before Zod. "Awww, somebody's just cwaky-wanky, and needs a biiiiig hug!" NT: How the Champions plan on spending Memorial Day weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They will all be transported to the Babylon Dimension by Witchcraft where they will visit the place of their dreams. L. Marcus will be busy this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Picnic! Superheroes have the best picnics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How the Champions plan on spending Memorial Day weekend. They're appearing in a Celebrity Supers Softball Tournament against the Avengers, the West Coast Avengers, and the X-Men. Look out, Defender, Wolvie is one sneaky pitcher. New Topic: Creative uses for an abandoned VIPER base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative uses for an abandoned VIPER base. Welcome to Viper-Land! Our rides include the Supreme Serpent, the fastest coaster in the land; Bumper Snakes, where you can squash and crush your friends; and the Liquidation Log Floom, where the unlucky get to plunge into the big vat of acid at the bottom of the hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative uses for an abandoned VIPER base. Use it as a supercollider facility AND a mushroom farm, at once! Accelerate the mushrooms to relativistic velocities, collide them, and see what happens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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