death tribble Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat try to get me to join the "sub-orital" club NT: Love is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Love is doing a lot better lately, but she's really been a mess ever since Kurt killed himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Love is never having to pull yourself off." -- John Lennon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Love Is Avoiding me like the plague right now. NT: What did I bring back with me from my trip to Ireland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What did I bring back with me from my trip to Ireland? Either Darth Leprachaun or Darth Guiness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What did I bring back with me from my trip to Ireland? An inexplicable fondness for potatoes, whiskey, and hating the English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat An unmentionable social disease which I shall, for obvious reasons, not mention. NT: Subtle signs that Batman is probably drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Batman is probably drunk. He actually acts HUMAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Batman is probably drunk. Makes decision to bring along on his stealthy missions an adolescent sidekick wearing day-glo colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Batman is probably drunk. Pining over Catwoman again, reminiscing about kicking the Riddler's a$$, and popping wheelies in the Batmobile out on Riverside Drive while shouting at the hookers. NT: Signs the kid next door, age 6, will (if he survives) grow up to be an Evil Overlord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the kid next door, age 6, will (if he survives) grow up to be an Evil Overlord. He's building a secret lair under the shed in his backyard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the kid next door, age 6, will (if he survives) grow up to be an Evil Overlord. He's smart, organized, driven, goal oriented, and wants what every six year old child wants: revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His Halloween costume is indistinguishable from what he normally wears. NT: Subtle signs that the GM of your local NBA club is guilty of DWI (Drafting While Intoxicated). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He signed the Olsen Twins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the GM of your local NBA club is guilty of DWI (Drafting While Intoxicated). He runs the Atlanta Hawks. I hope he's drunk. I mean, at least then he'd have an excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the GM of your local NBA club is guilty of DWI (Drafting While Intoxicated). Forget high school, he's drafting kids out of kindergarten!! NT: You're parents just told you they want to talk with you about "something important." It turns out they wanted to tell you that ________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You're parents just told you they want to talk with you about "something important." It turns out they wanted to tell you that ________________. They're Skrulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You're parents just told you they want to talk with you about "something important." It turns out they wanted to tell you that ________________. ...that they're not the piano player and the Madame, respectively, at the local brothel. They're actually personal injury attorneys. They've just never quite known how to break it to you before now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You're parents just told you they want to talk with you about "something important." It turns out they wanted to tell you that ________________. You're adopted. Not only that, you have a long-lost sister. Who, unfortunately, is your wife. The good news is this means you're entitled to a free house in Arkansas or West Virginia, your choice. NT: First airlines stopped giving meals, then they charged for snacks, but now, they've gone too far. They've started ______________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: First airlines stopped giving meals' date=' then they charged for snacks, but now, they've gone too far. They've started ______________________.[/quote'] Charging a Breathing Fee. Don't want to pay it? Bring your own oxygen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You're adopted. Not only that' date=' you have a long-lost sister. Who, unfortunately, is your wife. The good news is this means you're entitled to a free house in Arkansas or West Virginia, your choice.[/quote'] That ain't funny, is it, sis? NT: First airlines stopped giving meals' date=' then they charged for snacks, but now, they've gone too far. They've started ______________________.[/quote'] ...wearing badges that say, "Don't forget to tip your flight crew. Or else." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: First airlines stopped giving meals, then they charged for snacks, but now, they've gone too far. They've started ______________________. Re-Playing Avril Levine videos and music until you fork over your life savings to get them to stop. Bitter? Me? A Tad. NT: Hey! It's_____________________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hey! It's_____________________! Enforcer84, and he keeps slamming Avril Lavigne's head into the wall. Good job, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hey! It's_____________________! *falls over and passes out.**music starts* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hey! It's_____________________! Hey! It's a cow! Propelled by a catapult! And it's AIMED AT US! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! NT: We dine well here in Camelot, we eat_________________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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