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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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NT: Subtle signs that Batman is probably drunk.

 

Pining over Catwoman again, reminiscing about kicking the Riddler's a$$, and popping wheelies in the Batmobile out on Riverside Drive while shouting at the hookers.

 

NT: Signs the kid next door, age 6, will (if he survives) grow up to be an Evil Overlord.

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NT: Subtle signs that the GM of your local NBA club is guilty of DWI (Drafting While Intoxicated).

 

Forget high school, he's drafting kids out of kindergarten!!

 

 

NT: You're parents just told you they want to talk with you about "something important." It turns out they wanted to tell you that ________________.

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NT: You're parents just told you they want to talk with you about "something important." It turns out they wanted to tell you that ________________.

 

...that they're not the piano player and the Madame, respectively, at the local brothel. They're actually personal injury attorneys. They've just never quite known how to break it to you before now.

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NT: You're parents just told you they want to talk with you about "something important." It turns out they wanted to tell you that ________________.

 

You're adopted. Not only that, you have a long-lost sister. Who, unfortunately, is your wife. The good news is this means you're entitled to a free house in Arkansas or West Virginia, your choice.

 

NT: First airlines stopped giving meals, then they charged for snacks, but now, they've gone too far. They've started ______________________.

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You're adopted. Not only that' date=' you have a long-lost sister. Who, unfortunately, is your wife. The good news is this means you're entitled to a free house in Arkansas or West Virginia, your choice.[/quote']

That ain't funny, is it, sis?

 

NT: First airlines stopped giving meals' date=' then they charged for snacks, but now, they've gone too far. They've started ______________________.[/quote']

 

...wearing badges that say, "Don't forget to tip your flight crew. Or else." :eek:

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NT: First airlines stopped giving meals, then they charged for snacks, but now, they've gone too far. They've started ______________________.

 

Re-Playing Avril Levine videos and music until you fork over your life savings to get them to stop. Bitter? Me? A Tad.

 

 

 

 

NT: Hey! It's_____________________!

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