death tribble Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey if Death Tribble can take out Chicago, so can I ! Psst ! The cost is over $50 Million. What ? Ever tried to seat all of Chicago and have them fed and watered ? The Tribble did. Just to spite the Mayor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Hey' date=' if (name of poster) can (specific action), so can I!"[/quote'] Hey, if teh Bunny can chop people's heads off, so can I! *thwack!* Uh . . . oh God. Oh God, it's everywhere. Nobody told me . . . oh God, how much can there be? Does anyone have a shovel? Or a backhoe, maybe? It's still coming! I guess I need some quicklime. And an alibi. A good alibi. A . . . you know, it's really kind of pretty. I wonder if I could cut this section of drywall out and mount it. I mean, it worked for Jackson Pollock. Wait, are those sirens? NT: Best way to dispose of a body after you've decapitated it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Feed it to Zornwil, he'll eat anything. Or Give it to Mightybec. Would you go near anything that the Bec had touched ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best way to dispose of a body after you've decapitated it. Find a convenient black hole and drop it in. I know some people's Inboxes which will do just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey, if teh Bunny can chop people's heads off, so can I! *thwack!* Uh . . . oh God. Oh God, it's everywhere. Nobody told me . . . oh God, how much can there be? Does anyone have a shovel? Or a backhoe, maybe? It's still coming! I guess I need some quicklime. And an alibi. A good alibi. A . . . you know, it's really kind of pretty. I wonder if I could cut this section of drywall out and mount it. I mean, it worked for Jackson Pollock. Wait, are those sirens? I don't care who you are, that's funny, right there. NT: Best way to dispose of a body after you've decapitated it. Sew the head back on, dress the body in a turtleneck, and put it on a New York City subway car. It'll be days before anyone notices that the poor schmuck isn't breathing. By then, you can be in sunny Acapulco. Or frosty Siberia. Whichever. New Topic: You've just done something terrible, and you hear sirens. To where do you flee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: You've just done something terrible' date=' and you hear sirens. To where do you flee?[/quote'] To infinity and beyond ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: You've just done something terrible' date=' and you hear sirens. To where do you flee?[/quote'] To my orbiting asteroid base. Those pathetic fools will never find me there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: You've just done something terrible' date=' and you hear sirens. To where do you flee?[/quote'] I give orders for our planned next port, and then I have the crew put wax in their ears, and lash me to the mast so I can listen to the sirens' song while we make our usual progress. NT: Disconcerting things to find at the condiment bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Disconcerting things to find at the condiment bar. Mint-flavored condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Disconcerting things to find at the condiment bar. Pickled Spoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A pair of tweezers. NT: What is your favorite food ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is your favorite food ? Variety, and lots of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is your favorite food ? Snooty craft beer. It's basically liquid bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is your favorite food ? Leftovers. And like Bill Cosby said, I am an American. That means I can eat anything in the world between two slices of bread. New Topic: Unexpected plot twists from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected plot twists from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows". Mike Myers appears, and in his best Austin Powers' voice says "Hermione's a man, baby!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected plot twists from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows". After characters die, sacrifices are made, and the muggle world gains absolute proof that wizards do indeed exist, Ron wakes up screaming... only to wake up in bed the same age he was when the series started. Harry comes out of the shower and asks what's wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected plot twists from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows". At the end, after it's all faded to black, there's a discontinuity and we see a brief clip in a room on Enterprise where Data is powering down the holodeck. NT: Obnoxious McGuffin devices that will get left behind and unresolved in HP&tDH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Obnoxious McGuffin devices that will get left behind and unresolved in HP&tDH. Harry trades in his broom for an Aston-Martin with machine guns, an ejector seat, and ground-to-air missiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Instead of the one ring we have the One Wand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Obnoxious McGuffin devices that will get left behind and unresolved in HP&tDH. Harry leaves the the Invisibility Cloak to the incoming first years for "visits" to the girl's showers. Yes, I know it's juvenile. Sue me. NT: J.K. Rowlings has said that two main characters are going to die in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. You've just finished reading the book. Complete the sentence you find yourself mumbling, "I can't believe they killed ________ by having him/her ______________." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: J.K. Rowlings has said that two main characters are going to die in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. You've just finished reading the book. Complete the sentence you find yourself mumbling, "I can't believe they killed ________ by having him/her ______________." "I can't believe they killed Hedwig by having him choke to death on a poisoned gerbil." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: J.K. Rowlings has said that two main characters are going to die in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. You've just finished reading the book. Complete the sentence you find yourself mumbling' date=' "I can't believe they killed ________ by having him/her ______________."[/quote'] "I can't believe they killed Harry by having him die during gender reassignment surgery." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: J.K. Rowlings has said that two main characters are going to die in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. You've just finished reading the book. Complete the sentence you find yourself mumbling' date=' "I can't believe they killed ________ by having him/her ______________."[/quote'] I can't believe the killed Voldemort by having him choke on a pretzel. NT: Disastrous crossovers 2: Harry Potter and ______________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Disastrous crossovers 2: Harry Potter and ______________. Harry Potter and Wolverine. Hey, he's guest appeared with everyone else...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Harry Potter and Harry and the Hendersons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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