Battlestaff Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Cheerleaders do not make good ______________________ Covert operatives, what with their jumping around all the time, and shouting, their short skirts.....yeah.... and their tight sweaters.....mmmm..... Wait, what were we talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Cheerleaders do not make good ______________________ Physics instructors. Physics demonstrations, maybe... New Topic: I find your lack of __________ disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: I find your lack of __________ disturbing. I find your lack of hygiene disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: I find your lack of __________ disturbing. I find your lack of Pearl Jam albums disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I find your lack of a stomach disturbing NT: It's all over bar the ___________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: I find your lack of __________ disturbing. I find your lack of BODY points after that last attack disturbing. NT: Particularly onerous casting of real-world situations into HERO game terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly onerous casting of real-world situations into HERO game terms. If only I'd known terminal cancer included such a massive COM Drain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly onerous casting of real-world situations into HERO game terms. If only I'd known that running for Congress included such a massive INT Drain.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Watch me transform this jet aircraft into a 20d6 Explosive RKA with Area effect x2, No Personal Immunity, OAF Expendable and Difficult to Obtain (Jet Aircraft)! I'm serving God AND saving points! Now where's that skyscraper?" NT: Subtle signs that God does not find you activities of late at all amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that God does not find you activities of late at all amusing. YOu are the constant target of Lightning bolts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that God does not find you activities of late at all amusing. "Wait, raisins? It's really 72 raisins? Oh hell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that God does not find you activities of late at all amusing. Two words: "flammable underwear" NT: So, what did you do to earn lightning strikes, 72 raisins, "flammable underwear", or spending a week trapped with Paris Hilton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So' date=' what did you do to earn lightning strikes, 72 raisins, "flammable underwear", or spending a week trapped with Paris Hilton?[/quote'] "Bunny-man, remember how you speculated about 'that special Hell' you were warned about? Well ... think about it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So' date=' what did you do to earn lightning strikes, 72 raisins, "flammable underwear", or spending a week trapped with Paris Hilton?[/quote'] Talking in theaters is really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Being a journalist and convincing the public that the day to day existence of people like Brad Pitt, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan et al is vital news. NT: (Again, and Cancer I will get you for this !) It's all over bar the ______________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: (Again' date=' and Cancer I will get you for this !) It's all over bar the ______________________________[/quote'] Door. Seriously, if you let one more person in, I swear I'll deck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's all over bar the ______________________________ It's all over bar the gates! The charges will go off any second! Those stupid dungeoneers will be so surprised for about one-eighteenth of a second! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: (Again, and Cancer I will get you for this !) It's all over bar the ______________________________ It's all over, bar the bar. It's a Barr! NT: How are we going to save them now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How are we going to save them now? All I need is this digital watch, a tube of fluoride toothpaste and some pomegranates. Piece of cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat With the godlike power of the Lens. Or my Green Lantern ring. Got them both free with my Kelloggs Frosties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat By SINGING and DANCING! Or have you forgotten that I'm Billy Flynn and this is Chicago? NT: Subtle signs that putting Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton in the leads of the new Chicago revival was a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that putting Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton in the leads of the new Chicago revival was a bad idea. One of the earliest sponsors for the new musical is the Betty Ford Clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You've just sentenced an entire generation of theatre goers to Paris Hilton Singing and Dancing. You sick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that putting Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton in the leads of the new Chicago revival was a bad idea. Troop of boy scouts in front row + bimbos who like to skip underwear = hilarity. NT: Reasons Michael Vick is unlikely to make the NFL Hall of Fame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons Michael Vick is unlikely to make the NFL Hall of Fame. They don't have a dog fighting arena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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