MilkmanDan Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Most original excuses for being late to work. Because abstinence just isn't taught enough in schools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Damn time machine broke down again.... NT: Subtle signs that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is about to bite you in the rear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is about to bite you in the rear. Yes sir, you did park in this parking lot, but it wasn't this parking lot then, It was one of many probable parking lots. I'm sure that time/space will collapse into your lot here soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is about to bite you in the rear. http://galactanet.com/comic/128.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is about to bite you in the rear. A butterfly flaps its wings in China. Then, it gets on a plane, flies to where you are, and bites you in the rear. NT: You have received the power of super-smell. How do you spend your weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have received the power of super-smell. How do you spend your weekend? Far, far away from my friend throughout "Bean Burrito Saturday" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Overdosing on the scents from bakeries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have received the power of super-smell. How do you spend your weekend? Coating everything in my apartment with Lysol, including the husband. ESPECIALLY the husband. NT: Super powers that only SOUND good to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Coating everything in my apartment with Lysol, including the husband. ESPECIALLY the husband. NT: Super powers that only SOUND good to have. X-ray vision... until you consider just how many people in America are obese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Super powers that only SOUND good to have. Super-speed. "Hurry up. C'mon. Hurry up. I've been sitting here for seven tenths of a second. Hurry up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Super powers that only SOUND good to have. Super Smell NT: The reason womens Super hero outfits are so skimpy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ever tried to get out of an astronaut suit quickly to use the loo ? Would a woman put up with that ? Oh no ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The reason womens Super hero outfits are so skimpy. Most comic book artists didn't date a lot in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It keeps the men docile and tractable. NT: I want to be immortal because......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I want to be immortal because......... I want to be immortal because death is so last millennium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I want to be immortal because......... I want to know how long Dick Clark will actually avoid death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I want to swing a big freakin' sword and hide it under anything! NT: Signs that Jesus, when he said he would return "like a thief in the night", meant it more literally than anyone expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Jesus' date=' when he said he would return "like a thief in the night", meant it more literally than anyone expected.[/quote'] Sudden crash of a breaking window followed by pistol barrel in face; the second coming won't be quite as polite as the first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Jesus' date=' when he said he would return "like a thief in the night", meant it more literally than anyone expected.[/quote'] Everything, down to the last bit of dust, disappears from all churches, all over the world, all at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Jesus' date=' when he said he would return "like a thief in the night", meant it more literally than anyone expected.[/quote'] The opening words of the family Bible change from "In the beginning..." to "Im in ur house, takin away ur sinz". New Topic: Signs that local politicians have been hitting the bottle again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that local politicians have been hitting the bottle again. The main thoroughfare through town has once again been rechristened Jack Daniels Boulevard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that local politicians have been hitting the bottle again. All gutters on city streets equipped with mattresses in order to make political naps more comfy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that local politicians have been hitting the bottle again. The liquor store, once more, has its multiple zoning and building code violations "waived." NT: What you don't want to see in a liquor store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you don't want to see in a liquor store. "And with every bottle of cheap whiskey, we offer a used shotgun at no extra charge!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you don't want to see in a liquor store. Well, I'd say "leaflets from the AA and the WCTU," but I can't respond to my own Scene from a Hat, can I? Can I? I think I just did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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