Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Something MacGyver could build with a paper clip' date=' two sticks of gum, and a Terre Haute, IN, phone book.[/quote'] A Terre Haute, Indiana phone book with two pages stuck together and place mark so he can always find the hardware store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A working model of President McKinley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Something MacGyver could build with a paper clip' date=' two sticks of gum, and a Terre Haute, IN, phone book.[/quote'] A working radio transmitter. (Take that, Professor! Too bad for you I'm not stuck on that island with Gilligan, et al!) NT: What we'd really like to hear presidential contenders say on the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A working radio transmitter. (Take that' date=' Professor! Too bad for you I'm not stuck on that island with Gilligan, et al!)[/quote'] Dude ... he's on an island with Ginger & Mary Ann and four doofuses who are No Competition At All. The Professor was not incompetent in any way. NT: What we'd really like to hear presidential contenders say on the news. "Hey Rudy G, you can take your East Coast Mafia connections, your Wall Street bucks, your Fox News mouthpieces, and your three-piece suit and stick 'em where the sun don't shine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Getting your vote means a lot to me as I had to sleep with all of Congress and the Senate to get the nomination in the first place. And their wives as well' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What we'd really like to hear presidential contenders say on the news. "So Bill got a hummer from that chunky bimbo in the Oval Office. Big deal, means he kept his hands off me. I've been nailing Newt Gingrich for the last 15 years and nobody seems to give a rat's ass." NT: Honest election slogans from some of the current candidates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Honest election slogans from some of the current candidates. "Keep making the fat cats even fatter" -- anyone from the GOP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Flip Flopping is when they do it." - Anyone who's opinion on any issue has changed ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Honest election slogans from some of the current candidates. to be fair and balanced: "Have Gun, Will Shoot Ourselves in the Foot" -- any Democratic party candidate. NT: Foxbat's winning campaign slogan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat's winning campaign slogan Vote for me. I have a Master Plan! for the country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat's winning campaign slogan "Seriously, people, look at me--I'm a raving lunatic who thinks he's stuck in a comic book and I do moronic things constantly, but it's not like I'm going to do any worse." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A vote for me is a vote for me! NT: Why Foxbat wants to be president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why Foxbat wants to be president. Because he doesn't meet the Constitutional eligibility requirements for Dogcatcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why Foxbat wants to be president. Don't question why!! It's all part of the Master Plan!!! (oh, someone was going to say it, why not me?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why Foxbat wants to be president. Wants to be the first president to sing a duet of "I Got You Babe" with the Chief Justice at his inauguration. Well, since Nixon at least. NT: A good duet for Dr. Destroyer and Takofanes to sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wants to be the first president to sing a duet of "I Got You Babe" with the Chief Justice at his inauguration. Well, since Nixon at least. NT: A good duet for Dr. Destroyer and Takofanes to sing. "The Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wants to be the first president to sing a duet of "I Got You Babe" with the Chief Justice at his inauguration. Well, since Nixon at least. NT: A good duet for Dr. Destroyer and Takofanes to sing. "The Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer Funny, I was about to suggest either "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" or "I Hold Your Hand in Mine", both also by Tom Lehrer. Instead, I suggest the tender love ballad, "Skullcrusher Mountain" by Jonathan Coulton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I got you Babe by Sonny and Cher (eeewwww ! Deep Fried Nazi and Lich Zombie love in) NT: Songs for GRAB (the thiefs like Cheshire Cat and Black Diamond etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs for GRAB (the thiefs like Cheshire Cat and Black Diamond etc) Money Money Money by ABBA or It's All About the Benjamins by Puff Daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs for GRAB (the thiefs like Cheshire Cat and Black Diamond etc) "Weekend in New England", Barry Manilow. No, nothing to do with the name. It's just a great song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Been Caught Stealing" (which is about getting away with increasingly daring thefts) by the Jesus and Mary Chain. Duh! NT: Image songs for Foxbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Been Caught Stealing" (which is about getting away with increasingly daring thefts) by the Jesus and Mary Chain. Duh! [90s Rock Pedant] Jane's Addiction, actually. [/90s Rock Pedant] NT: Image songs for Foxbat. "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm Henery the Eighth I am... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Image songs for Foxbat. Hyperactive! by Thomas Dolby New Topic: Most original excuses for being late to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Most original excuses for being late to work. I work here? No wonder I've been having trouble finding my desk lately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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