rebeccared50 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I look down and discover I've had major surgery. NT: Surprises from the Daytona 500. They did a right turn instead of a left turn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Not cars, but boats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises from the Daytona 500. Everybody comes out alive. NT: Signs that NASCAR is losing its touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everybody comes out alive. NT: Signs that NASCAR is losing its touch. Everybody came out alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that NASCAR is losing its touch. Jimmie Johnson and Tony Stewart contact Roger Clemens for soem of the "good stuff" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat it marketed to yuppies not rednecks. NT: 18 year old Amused has been here in the NGD for 4 years. What has she been doing in the intervening time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: 18 year old Amused has been here in the NGD for 4 years. What has she been doing in the intervening time? Wasting her life. She needed to spend MORE time in the NGD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: 18 year old Amused has been here in the NGD for 4 years. What has she been doing in the intervening time? Collecting information and psychological profiles on all the rest of the NGD'ers. She's either going to use it in a college thesis, or a plot to take over the world. Nobody's sure which. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: 18 year old Amused has been here in the NGD for 4 years. What has she been doing in the intervening time? Surviving puberty. NT: The reanimated corpse of John Ritter is wreaking having in Terra Haute! How do we stop him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Send in the Thigh Master! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The reanimated corpse of John Ritter is wreaking having in Terra Haute! How do we stop him? Reanimate the corpses of Ralph Furley and Mr. Roper and he would have to prtend he was gay so he could still live with the girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lots of pie. NT: Excuses not to shovel the new 8 inches of snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excuses not to shovel the new 8 inches of snow It's right on top of the old 24 inches of snow you also failed to shovel, and would be too much work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excuses not to shovel the new 8 inches of snow God put it there. He can remove it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excuses not to shovel the new 8 inches of snow It's February... it'll melt sooner or later NT: Menial tasks that become more interesting when done by Jack Bauer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Menial tasks that become more interesting when done by Jack Bauer A quick run to 7-Eleven involves picking up milk & bread and blowing away six terrorists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Driving to work takes 24 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Menial tasks that become more interesting when done by Jack Bauer Visits to the grocery store include tackling a stock boy and torturing them while screaming "WHERE IS THE COCKTAIL SAUCE! TELL ME! I AM NOT LETTING MY SHRIMP GO UNFLAVORED TODAY!!" NT: Signs NASCAR has completely lost their mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Visits to the grocery store include tackling a stock boy and torturing them while screaming "WHERE IS THE COCKTAIL SAUCE! TELL ME! I AM NOT LETTING MY SHRIMP GO UNFLAVORED TODAY!!" NT: Signs NASCAR has completely lost their mind. Gas is three or more dollars a gallon, and they're still running a 'sport' that involves driving in a frickin' circle for FOUR HOURS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs NASCAR has completely lost their mind. Started allowing teams to mount .50 caliber machine-guns in the front grill of the cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I thought that was a requirement for NASCAR NT: What I should have said was ____________________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What I should have said was ____________________! "Hi, My real name is Fred, and I like to pretend to be a hot Lesbian couple." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What I should have said was ____________________! What I should have said was what I said when I said what I should have said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What I should have said was give me lots of money and hot women instead of give me liberty or give me death ! NT: Summertime and the living is easy. No it isn't living is hard because... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Summertime and the living is easy. No it isn't living is hard because... it's hard to live... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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