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NT: Video games Uwe Boll should make a movie of.

 

"In a world where gluttony is everywhere. All appetites can and will be fed. One man's hunger put all others to shame. It's Ryan Reynolds like you've never seen him before.

 

Uwe Boll Presents: Pac Man"

 

Rated R under 17 not admitted.

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NT: What happens when Lucifer's domain gets full

(difficulty no dead will walk the earth or zombie references)

 

He rents out extra space in Heaven, as there's plenty of room there.

 

NT: An earthquake has cracked the Earth so badly that it opened a fissure straight to Hell. What comes crawling out?

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NT: Seldom taught ancient myths

 

 

Between the time when the waters drank much of Venice, and the rise of the sons of Luigi, there was an age mostly unthought of. And unto this, Robert the younger, fated to forever pursue the droppings of camels, horses and cows. It is I, his brother in law alone who cares enough to tell thee of his career as a fuel merchant. Let me tell you of the days of stinking to high heaven.

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NT: Uwe Boll's take on the Dark Knight

 

"Um . . . it's Batman. Bat-MAN. So . . . I think the spiked leather bra is a bit much, and that cleavage . . . um, I really don't think the 'Bat Utility Thong' is meeting our conception for the character . . ."

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NT: Michael Bay's take on Spider-Man

 

"I don't remember Peter Parker being partial to automatic weapons...."

 

New Topic: If the Marx Brothers had done a superhero movie

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