MilkmanDan Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this may not be a good time to take your vacation. Gas is $4 a gallon, airlines are charging on a per-bag basis, there's flooding, tornadoes, heat waves . . . wait, was I supposed to be funny here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this may not be a good time to take your vacation. "Uh, honey, I just checked how much we have available for our vacation, the the amount I thought we had was a little...well, off." "How much are we short?" "Three decimal places." New Topic: Creative ways to celebrate the Fourth of July (American Independence Day). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Skinny Dipping in a giant three layer red white and blue Jello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to celebrate the Fourth of July (American Independence Day). Point out to people that the USA declared itself a free and independent nation on July 2nd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bomb the b**tards ! what ? NT: What the British do to celebrate July given that the Americans celebrate on 4th July and the French on July 14th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the British do to celebrate July given that the Americans celebrate on 4th July and the French on July 14th Thank whatever gods may be that they're still British! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the British do to celebrate July given that the Americans celebrate on 4th July and the French on July 14th "Mildred dear?" "Yes, Chauncey love?" "I believe I feel quite festive today." "But darling, it is July, and we're British" "I know, confusing, isn't it?" "Quite." "Nevertheless, I feel quite giddy." "Are you sure it's not gas?" "Quite sure." "Very well, what shall we do to 'celebrate'" "Shall we have sex?" "Oh my. Darling, that's not on the schedule for weeks!" "I know." "Oh my, this IS exciting." "Perhaps I shall take off my socks this time." "You wild man. Let us be off!" "huzzah" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the British do to celebrate July given that the Americans celebrate on 4th July and the French on July 14th Weep, as their best citizens left the empire a couple hundred years back. NT: Other fun ways to piss off Death Tribble other than implying that the Americans are better than the British (Difficulty--no Gillian Anderson or NGD Presidency jokes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other fun ways to piss off Death Tribble other than implying that the Americans are better than the British (Difficulty--no Gillian Anderson or NGD Presidency jokes). let's see Motley Crue doing a new album or playing their Greatest Hits or should I say hit ? delaying new games/comics/music/films for the European market while they are the talk of the net in America Uwe Boll doing the new Death Tribble vs Zornwil film Mark Millar doing the script for said film talking in leet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other fun ways to piss off Death Tribble other than implying that the Americans are better than the British (Difficulty--no Gillian Anderson or NGD Presidency jokes). Photoshop his avatar so that it looks like a flaming sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Set him up for a blind date with Serious Personal Injury Borg. NT: Subtle signs that the guy selling you a new barbecue grill does not have your best interests at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy selling you a new barbecue grill does not have your best interests at heart. Offers to come by and douse your food with gasoline immediately before you light it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy selling you a new barbecue grill does not have your best interests at heart. Offers to install it in your bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He begins measuring your body parts, then double checking the width and length of the grill. NT: A sure sign that they are out of good ideas for MMORPGs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A sure sign that they are out of good ideas for MMORPGs U.S. COngress the MMORG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A sure sign that they are out of good ideas for MMORPGs Chemistry: The MMORPG! 2,4,6-trinitrophenol: 'sup ammoniumnitrate: hey d00d 2,4,6-trinitrophenol: where's all the chicks? ammoniumnitrate: dunno 2,4,6-trinitrophenol: that suxxorz! ammoniumnitrate: wanna go blow stuff up? 2,4,6-trinitrophenol: excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He begins measuring your body parts, then double checking the width and length of the grill. NT: A sure sign that they are out of good ideas for MMORPGs "Check it out--I got in the World of NGD beta!" NT: Rejected 4th of July traditions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected 4th of July traditions Tea Time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Skinny Dipping in a giant three layer red white and blue Jello. We require pictures. NT: Rejected 4th of July traditions Giving wedgies to anyone named "Tory". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected 4th of July traditions Waving white flags and singing La Marseillaise. New Topic: So, the 4th of July is over. Now what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Waving white flags and singing La Marseillaise. New Topic: So, the 4th of July is over. Now what? Store all the unused fireworks to shoot off in December. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: So' date=' the 4th of July is over. Now what?[/quote'] NT: Throwing our unswerving loyalties back towards the British, our rightful lords and masters! Ha, ha, ha, just kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The 5th of July! NT: How to celebrate NGD Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to celebrate NGD Day! Meaningless Polls aplenty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to celebrate NGD Day! Hermit holds his popular "Fence Sitting Competition". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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