MilkmanDan Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to celebrate NGD Day! Shoveling wheelbarrow load after wheelbarrow load of mulch, then ripping out the @#$!! buckthorn that's crawling across my hill. Somehow, fireworks seem more fun. NT: Things you'd like to replace with delicious Folgers' Crystals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Shoveling wheelbarrow load after wheelbarrow load of mulch, then ripping out the @#$!! buckthorn that's crawling across my hill. Somehow, fireworks seem more fun. NT: Things you'd like to replace with delicious Folgers' Crystals. George W. Bush's brain. Can't be any worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'd like to replace with delicious Folgers' Crystals. Hillary Rodham Clinton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Not at all delicious Folger's Crystals. NT: Subtle signs that your barista does not have your best interests at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your barista does not have your best interests at heart. "One grande double mocha hepatitus frappucino with whipped cream...enjoy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chad: "This is...coffee." Barrista: "I know, that'll be 5 bucks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That almond flavor? Special blend... not poisoned or anything, really...drink up" NT: Aliens from outer space land on Earth. Their biggest source of culture shock is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Aliens from outer space land on Earth. Their biggest source of culture shock is.... "What? Starbucks' are beginning to close? Then our invasion has failed! They were our advance force!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Whaddaya mean I gotta pay you two million in damages for shooting you with my zip-gun ?????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Aliens from outer space land on Earth. Their biggest source of culture shock is.... That average people aren't as stupid as sit-com characters. They're stupider. NT: How could sit-coms get any worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How could sit-coms get any worse? "So Paulie Shore, Kaeto Kaelin, and Vanilla Ice all tie for the popular and electoral vote and, rather than having Congress decide like in the Constitution, they decide to share the presidency? Brilliant idea! Consider the pilot greenlit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How could sit-coms get any worse? pay per view Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How could sit-coms get any worse? Rosie's coming back to TV. New Topic: Guest stars you'd like to see on your favorite sci-fi show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Guest stars you'd like to see on your favorite sci-fi show. Evil Emperor Dick Cheney on Battlestar Galactica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Guest stars you'd like to see on your favorite sci-fi show. Long Forgotten Scent Things get hot in Eureka as Sheriff Carter's ex-girlfriend, Lindsey (Jessica Alba) joins Global Dynamics as a scientist specializing in human pheromone research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Guest stars you'd like to see on your favorite sci-fi show. Lewis Black on Battlestar Galactica. "You guys are supposed to be the f**king heroes? You're bigger ***holes than the f**king Cylons for f**k's sake!" NT: Celebrities you'd like to see on Survivor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Celebrities you'd like to see on Survivor. George of the Jungle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Celebrities you'd like to see on Survivor. Al Gore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Survivor Eye of the Tiger baby... NT: They're making a sit com based on your life! What will it be called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: They're making a sit com based on your life! What will it be called? The Next Show To Be Canceled Mid-Season By The FOX Network Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: They're making a sit com based on your life! What will it be called? My So Called Geek Life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mein Kampf NT: Now that they have brought out Forbidden Kingdom which has Jackie Chan and Jet Li squaring off, who will next finally square off in a film ? (difficulty not shape jokes or right angle jokes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Now that they have brought out Forbidden Kingdom which has Jackie Chan and Jet Li squaring off, who will next finally square off in a film ? (difficulty not shape jokes or right angle jokes) Weird Al Yankovic and Donny Osmond, in White and Nerdy. Ha! Different meaning of "square." Take that, DT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Now that they have brought out Forbidden Kingdom which has Jackie Chan and Jet Li squaring off, who will next finally square off in a film ? (difficulty not shape jokes or right angle jokes) Godzilla and Godzookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Now that they have brought out Forbidden Kingdom which has Jackie Chan and Jet Li squaring off, who will next finally square off in a film ? (difficulty not shape jokes or right angle jokes) Stallone and Schwartzenegger. Audiences are cautioned to take anti-testosterone-poisoning medication before entering the theater. NT: Times you wish you had a stunt double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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