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NT: How to celebrate NGD Day!

 

Shoveling wheelbarrow load after wheelbarrow load of mulch, then ripping out the @#$!! buckthorn that's crawling across my hill. Somehow, fireworks seem more fun.

 

NT: Things you'd like to replace with delicious Folgers' Crystals.

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NT: Aliens from outer space land on Earth. Their biggest source of culture shock is....

That average people aren't as stupid as sit-com characters.

 

They're stupider.

 

 

 

 

NT: How could sit-coms get any worse?

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NT: How could sit-coms get any worse?

 

"So Paulie Shore, Kaeto Kaelin, and Vanilla Ice all tie for the popular and electoral vote and, rather than having Congress decide like in the Constitution, they decide to share the presidency? Brilliant idea! Consider the pilot greenlit!"

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NT: Now that they have brought out Forbidden Kingdom which has Jackie Chan and Jet Li squaring off, who will next finally square off in a film ?

(difficulty not shape jokes or right angle jokes)

 

Weird Al Yankovic and Donny Osmond, in White and Nerdy.

 

Ha! Different meaning of "square." Take that, DT!

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NT: Now that they have brought out Forbidden Kingdom which has Jackie Chan and Jet Li squaring off, who will next finally square off in a film ?

(difficulty not shape jokes or right angle jokes)

 

Godzilla and Godzookie

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NT: Now that they have brought out Forbidden Kingdom which has Jackie Chan and Jet Li squaring off, who will next finally square off in a film ?

(difficulty not shape jokes or right angle jokes)

 

Stallone and Schwartzenegger. Audiences are cautioned to take anti-testosterone-poisoning medication before entering the theater.

 

NT: Times you wish you had a stunt double.

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