Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The REAL reason Starbucks is closing 600 stores. They need the money to try and buy back the Sonics. NT: The REAL reason the Sonics want to get out of Seattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To make room for their new enthno centric coffee houses: Boomers. NT: Congrats! You've just taken over the world! What's your first order of business! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The REAL reason the Sonics want to get out of Seattle. They heard that Enforcer84 was coming by and wasn't wearing pants. NT: Congrats! You've just taken over the world! What's your first order of business! Passing laws in every country and in every religion making Gillian Anderson a Divinity and also MINE !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The REAL reason the Sonics want to get out of Seattle. Rain. All that rain. All the time. NT: Congrats! You've just taken over the world! What's your first order of business! Coffee at Starbucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The REAL reason the Sonics want to get out of Seattle. The owner is a greedy, money-grubbing, lying sack of crap. NT: Congrats! You've just taken over the world! What's your first order of business! Why, making Hero the official gaming system of this planet, of course. NT: What the soon-to-be-unemployed Starbucks baristas will be doing with their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the soon-to-be-unemployed Starbucks baristas will be doing with their lives. Starving, because they're incapable of holding down a real job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Starving' date=' because they're incapable of holding down a real job. [/quote'] As someone incapable of holding down a real job, I resent being lumped with coffee makers. I don't even like coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the soon-to-be-unemployed Starbucks baristas will be doing with their lives. Starring in a sitcom on NBC, Thursday nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the soon-to-be-unemployed Starbucks baristas will be doing with their lives. Two words: Trade School NT: Subtle signs the man you hired to paint your house is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the man you hired to paint your house is out of his mind. For the main part, I suggest Kilim Beige. It's a nice, neutral tone with hints of yellow. For the trim, I've always been a huge fan of human blood." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the man you hired to paint your house is out of his mind. "So, what color do you think would work?" "All of them." "All right, then, Mr. Pollock, go for it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the man you hired to paint your house is out of his mind. Says he has to be home in time to watch America's Got Talent NT: Strangest act to be on America's Got Talent: Hero System Version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Combat Luck. Because, y'know, he might NOT have that talent ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strangest act to be on America's Got Talent: Hero System Version Someone with Acting, 14-. Heck, anyone with even an 11- is probably too talented for that show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dr Destroyer singing Moon River. (Because he secretly hates Andy Williams) NT: What's new pussycat ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's new pussycat ? A new batch of kittens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat DNT: What's new pussycat ? Shut up, human, I loathe you. You may pet me for seventeen seconds, at which point I will go throw up a hairball next to your bed so you may step in it first thing in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's new pussycat ? I'm hungry. Again. Give me some salmon. NT: What's up, puppydog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's up' date=' puppydog?[/quote'] Oooo! A treat! My favorite thing! Oooo! A walk! My favorite thing! Oooo! Playing fetch! My favorite thing! Oooo! Getting petted! My favorite thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's up' date=' puppydog?[/quote'] The direction opposite the pull of gravity. What are you, daft? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's up' date=' puppydog?[/quote'] My hind leg. Stand there for a few seconds more, will you? NT: What George Washington would say if he could travel through time to see your hometown's 4th of July celebration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What George Washington would say if he could travel through time to see your hometown's 4th of July celebration. "It's the 4th of July, not the 21st of June through the 10th of July, you f***ers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What George Washington would say if he could travel through time to see your hometown's 4th of July celebration. "Aaaa! Where is my musket! This is more dangerous than Bunker Hill!" (Keep in mind, my hometown was just outside Detroit, where 4th of July celebrations may involve indiscriminate use of firearms.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What George Washington would say if he could travel through time to see your hometown's 4th of July celebration. "And they call this beer?" (Portland is a hub for craft breweries.) NT: Subtle signs that this may not be a good time to take your vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your boss is eying up your computer and mentioning casually about staff redundancies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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