CrosshairCollie Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A room on the campus of Portland State UNiversity that was normally used for seminars. I'll never know how our GM got the room, given that I don't recall anyone involved being a PSU student at the time. NT: The worst culinary error you can imagine (Difficulty: nothing poisonous or scatalogical involved). The canned cheeseburger. You can has can cheezburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A room on the campus of Portland State UNiversity that was normally used for seminars. I'll never know how our GM got the room, given that I don't recall anyone involved being a PSU student at the time. NT: The worst culinary error you can imagine (Difficulty: nothing poisonous or scatalogical involved). "I sure hope that small convention in area 4 likes dairy jello delight... our catering is proud of our calcium rich facsimile. What's that? S.L.I.P. stands for 'Severely Lactose Intolerant People?' oh my...uhm, excuse me.." *dials 911* NT: Suddenly Movie science starts to replace real science and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Suddenly Movie science starts to replace real science and... Everything on my computer screen is at 128 Point Bold Arial. That's the bad news. The good news is that I can now control the secutiry system at Fort Knox with Microsoft Office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Suddenly Movie science starts to replace real science and... ... we get flying cars with cold fusion reactors that don't result in people constantly dying, either from poor pilotting skills or radiation leaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Suddenly Movie science starts to replace real science and... we get giant insects and animals so THEM ! is now a reality. Unfortunately so is Night of the Lepus. NT: How did Russia suddenly overtake Britain to get 3rd place in the Olympics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did Russia suddenly overtake Britain to get 3rd place in the Olympics. The queen kicked a ref in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did Russia suddenly overtake Britain to get 3rd place in the Olympics. They slipped the French judges a big bag of rubles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did Russia suddenly overtake Britain to get 3rd place in the Olympics. Ran faster, jumped higher, all that. NT: What NBC executives will do to fill the void in their lives now that the Olympics are done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What NBC executives will do to fill the void in their lives now that the Olympics are done. David Hasselhoff anyone....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What NBC executives will do to fill the void in their lives now that the Olympics are done. "Crazy things can happen when Michael Phelps moves into a New York apartment with five of his closest friends. Co-starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Tim Allen as the Wacky next door neighbor. It's Must See TV!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What NBC executives will do to fill the void in their lives now that the Olympics are done. Broadcasting the Democratic and Republican conventions, which will be only marginally more scripted and faked than the Beijing Olympics were. New Topic: Most startling revelation in Hillary Clinton's speech tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Most startling revelation in Hillary Clinton's speech tonight. It seems Hillary is not, in fact, a tentacled alien from alpha centauri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Most startling revelation in Hillary Clinton's speech tonight. That She is really a Woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Most startling revelation in Hillary Clinton's speech tonight. That she's actually taking the hint and giving up. NT: Unusual ways to play with the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual ways to play with the cat. Uplift him so that he always beats you at chess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual ways to play with the cat. It involves a gallon of gasoline, a match, and teaching him how to say "WOOF!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual ways to play with the cat. Photograph your cat in unusual and/or humorous situations, then attach poorly-spelled captions to the photographs and post them to the internet! Oh, wait.... New Topic: Why iguanas are more fun than cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why iguanas are more fun than cats. Just look at the name! "Iguana" -- so much more humor potential than "Cat". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Photograph your cat in unusual and/or humorous situations, then attach poorly-spelled captions to the photographs and post them to the internet! Oh, wait.... New Topic: Why iguanas are more fun than cats. Because LoLIquanas catch people's attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why iguanas are more fun than cats. You can play Dinosaurs vs G.I Joes NT: What will you remember most about the Olympics (difficulty: no michael phelps) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You can play Dinosaurs vs G.I Joes NT: What will you remember most about the Olympics (difficulty: no michael phelps) That parts of it were as genuine as a three dollar bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What will you remember most about the Olympics (difficulty: no michael phelps) The beautiful tones of the cute little girl singing her heart out in the whole stadium... wait.... that's not it... how about the briliant performance of the 16 year old Chinese gymnastic team... ummmmm.... synchronized diving... ummmm.... beach volleyball...ummmm... ok, how about... Michael Phelps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What will you remember most about the Olympics (difficulty: no michael phelps) Mutant cyborg Usain Bolt destroying world records in preparation for his global takeover. NT: Things you'd like to see mutant cyborg Usain Bolt do other than run fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'd like to see mutant cyborg Usain Bolt do other than run fast. Vibrate his molecules fast enough to move through other stuff. Imagine a runner actually going *through* the hurdles during a race... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'd like to see mutant cyborg Usain Bolt do other than run fast. Cook a perfect Denver omelet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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