Hermit Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You work at Furon Technologies. NT: Were you an alien, how would you Destroy All Humans? I would not destroy them all, the comelier females would be forced to wear scanty quasi-futuristic bikinis. Because , as great space opera teaches us, human women are teh hawtness The men would be lured by my brainwashed damsels to their doom as they offered sexual favors if the men would follow them into the disintegration chamber (The ladies stepping out to lock the men in. I said they were brainwashed, not stupid) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You work at Furon Technologies. NT: Were you an alien, how would you Destroy All Humans? Sit back and wait. It's only a matter of time before they destroy themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Were you an alien' date=' how would you Destroy All Humans?[/quote'] "My plan is working perfectly. The fools really believe that the doomsday device is a scientific research tool! "Large Hadron Collider" indeed." NT: The insidious real story behind toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The insidious real story behind toast Yeah, toast!!!! The day was late. The sun down, with a slight nip in the air. Sir Billy of Batson was in the forest hungry as could be... without a scrap of food to be seen. This was the fifth straight day and Sir Billy was starting to hallucinate. The hobbit To walked by Sir Billy, spotting the hunger in his face, taunting him with the loaf of bread sticking out of his pouch. This was all he could stand. Sir Billy launched himself at the hobbit in all his fury, pummelling him into a bloody mess with the edge of his sword. Sir Billy chopped up To and cooked him over the fire and ate heartily. When Sir Billy was grilling up the back quarters, the loaf of bread fell into the flame. Thinking the carbs would be a nice change from the protein, Sir Billy pulled thre scorched bread from the fire only to find the taste treat that he named To'Ash, which, over the years, developed into toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The insidious real story behind toast 'Toast' is the way restaurants get rid of bread that's too old to use for sandwiches and too bland to use for croutons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Toast' is the way restaurants get rid of bread that's too old to use for sandwiches and too bland to use for croutons. Wow, dude, too real. Toast is actually the larval stage of the creature known as the Bear Claw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst ! Maelstorm, new topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Palin vs Hillary...who wins the wrestling match and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Palin vs Hillary...who wins the wrestling match and why? Palin. As a member of the NRA, she's probably armed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Palin vs Hillary...who wins the wrestling match and why? The audience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Palin vs Hillary...who wins the wrestling match and why? Come on.... Hillary knows all of the slimy tricks. Bill would be her valet, and slip her the cigar to attack her with. NT: Real reason Palin was chosen as McCain VP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Real reason Palin was chosen as McCain VP McCain wanted to look hip and didn't realize she wasn't Michael's cousin. (Michael Palin is a member of Monty Python's Flying Circus.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Real reason Palin was chosen as McCain VP So she can distract his true challenger for the presidency: Foxbat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Come on.... Hillary knows all of the slimy tricks. Bill would be her valet, and slip her the cigar to attack her with. NT: Real reason Palin was chosen as McCain VP To ensure he gets the votes of the Hillary supporters who are ticked at Barack for stealing her nomination. Not funny, but I think it's true. NT: Playing too hard with the puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Playing too hard with the puppy. "What happened to our puppy?" "We were playing football with it." "And how did it get hurt?" "Well, I threw a long pass. That puppy must've gone fifty yards in the air. But your idiot husband dropped it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Playing too hard with the puppy. "Eeeew . . . man, I guess I should have used more duct tape." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That's funny, he wasn't a dachshund before...." NT: Signs the puppy is playing too hard with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That's funny, he wasn't a dachshund before...." NT: Signs the puppy is playing too hard with you. "Well, Fido was humping my leg, and the next thing I know, I'm in traction ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the puppy is playing too hard with you. Large amounts of missing flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the puppy is playing too hard with you. You find yourself up in a tree looking at the cat as you and the feline share safe haven NT: You discover the world is ending, and another religion/belief system besides your own was right all along....darn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You discover the world is ending' date=' and another religion/belief system besides your own was right all along....darn it.[/quote'] Wake up from a bad dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You discover the world is ending' date=' and another religion/belief system besides your own was right all along....darn it.[/quote'] "Seventy-two virgins? Bah. I'm in hell with all the experienced broads who know what they're doing!" (Stolen from Jeff Dunham) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I came back as a Hamster? Intriguing. NT: Your 157th change to the universe after you ascend to omnipotence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your 157th change to the universe after you ascend to omnipotence. Let There Be Catgirls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your 157th change to the universe after you ascend to omnipotence. new episodes of the Tick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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