death tribble Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Steve Long made him an offer he could not refuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Milkman Dan's avatar is right side up again. What happened? Right side up? What's with this crazy talk? NT: Signs Pariah has just escaped from Arkham Asylum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs Pariah has just escaped from Arkham Asylum. He's hanging out with The Joker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs Pariah has just escaped from Arkham Asylum. He's here. There is no internet in Arkham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's standing by the highway with a sign that says 'Will post on internet forums for food' NT: Conan, What is Worse in Life ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Conan' date=' What is Worse in Life ?[/quote'] Being denied the Tonight Show gig at the last minute. WHAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's standing by the highway with a sign that says 'Will post on internet forums for food' NT: Conan, What is Worse in Life ? To get curb stomped by your enemies, have them walk all over you, and to hear the giggling of the women as you disrobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Conan, What is Worse in Life ? Drew barrymore never flashes you. NT: OH MY GOSH!! Hurricane Hannah is coming right at me...What should Kid Jurassic do to pass the time he will spend sans electricity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Drew barrymore never flashes you. NT: OH MY GOSH!! Hurricane Hannah is coming right at me...What should Kid Jurassic do to pass the time he will spend sans electricity? Print out many character sheets so he'll be able to make several by hand, then look like a genius when he comes back and posts 20 in one day online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: OH MY GOSH!! Hurricane Hannah is coming right at me...What should Kid Jurassic do to pass the time he will spend sans electricity? Weep like a little girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: OH MY GOSH!! Hurricane Hannah is coming right at me...What should Kid Jurassic do to pass the time he will spend sans electricity? Get help from the Cretaceous Grownup. NT: The real reason the Pacific Northwest is enjoying perfect weather while the rest of the country hunkers down from the storms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get help from the Cretaceous Grownup. NT: The real reason the Pacific Northwest is enjoying perfect weather while the rest of the country hunkers down from the storms. Unbeknownst to us, God is a Seattle Seahawks Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason the Pacific Northwest is enjoying perfect weather while the rest of the country hunkers down from the storms. Seattle was due Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get help from the Cretaceous Grownup. NT: The real reason the Pacific Northwest is enjoying perfect weather while the rest of the country hunkers down from the storms. The Washington Redskins blew so hard tonight that the weather patterns shifted. NT: Bad segues following tragic news stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad segues following tragic news stories. "And then, tragically, the platform collapsed, sending the entire class of 2nd graders into the grinder. We'd like to offer our sympathies to all the families affected by this horrible tragedy. Now, for the weather. So, Bob, how are things looking for Sausage Fest this weekend?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad segues following tragic news stories. "...and the severed head was found in an elevator shaft." < looks to another camera > "Good news for egg lovers...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat '.... is the number if you have any reason to believe a relative was involved in the American Airlines jet crash' Up next America's funniest comidies featuring Airplane and Airplane 2. NT: So Pitbull's wear lipstick. What else do they wear ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So Pitbull's wear lipstick. What else do they wear ? A-1 Steak Sauce as perfume/after shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So Pitbull's wear lipstick. What else do they wear ? Frilly, sexy lingerie. Well, at least in Enforcer84's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'NT: So Pitbull's wear lipstick. What else do they wear ? Little black dresses. Very little black dresses. NT: Subtle signs that putting a dress on this particular dog was a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that putting a dress on this particular dog was a bad idea. "Oh no! Mrs. McCloskey's dog is wearing the same little Chanel number as Rover! I'm so embarrassed!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The stitches in your hands, arms, legs and throat after it finished savaging you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that putting a dress on this particular dog was a bad idea. The Shoes and Purse just don't match. NT: Why I should have been McCain's choice for VP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why I should have been McCain's choice for VP Because only a dinosaur can relate to another dinosaur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why I should have been McCain's choice for VP Because only a dinosaur can relate to another dinosaur. For the win! Have some Rep! My response: Because Kid Jurassic has more Rep Power than either Sarah Palin or Joe Biden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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