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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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New Topic: Figure out something Death Tribble' date=' Cancer, and Milkman Dan could do together.[/quote']

 

Let's just say it involves Tina Turner, SatinKitty, a mime, three goats, a tub of Crisco, fourteen lemmings, two copies of the complete works of William Shakespeare, and a dachshund wearing a bowler hat.

 

NT: Figure out a punishment for people who dress up their dogs and take them into public.

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NT: Figure out a punishment for people who dress up their dogs and take them into public.

Make them shower with their cats. At least three of them. In one of those booth-type showers with the top of the door being about two meters up. With their body being the only climbable object in the shower. Oh, and the opening actually is screened, so it only looks like an escape route for the cats.

 

NT: What you'd be wearing if your pet of choice dressed you.

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NT: Things that are always better with Teddy bears

 

Blowgun target practice.

 

(True story. Let's just say there was an ex-girlfriend involved, and that she got a little upset when she came over to the apartment one day and found blowgun darts sticking out of the bear's face and body, and leave it at that. :eg: )

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