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NT: Humorous things Cancer's daughter should have gotten for her 12th birthday yesterday.

 

David Hasselhoff singing Happy Birthday while juggling 12 kilograms of plutonium-239, in four widely separated packages.

 

Oh and with leprocy.

 

NT: Things that would be improved if you had leprocy

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NT: Humorous things Cancer's daughter should have gotten for her 12th birthday yesterday.

 

Superpowers. Isn't that about the age that mutations start to show up in the comic books?

 

NT: Things that would be improved if you had leprocy.

 

The ability to give somebody a hand.

 

[Edited because I posted too late]

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NT: Times when you want a disease (and which one)

 

Christmas and kids' birthdays (Alzheimer's) Think of the money you'd save.

 

"Hey, dad, where are our presents?"

"Who the heck are you kids? I don't know you from Adam!"

 

Plus, you can wrap your own presents and still be surprised on Christmas morning.

 

(Note: stol... I mean borrowed from an 80+ year old comedian's stage routine)

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NT: Other Trek themed ways to avoid things.

 

"Sir, the economy is in the crapper, we're facing massive layoffs, and you're about to be indicted for embezzlement! What are you going to do!"

 

"The Kirk Maneuver. I'm going to find some hot chick to nail. Maybe I'll even paint her skin green first."

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NT: Other ways to avoid visiting the wife's family.

 

Avoid getting married in the first place.

 

NT: Other Trek themed ways to avoid things.

 

"Set phasers on 'Incinerate'!"

 

New Topic: What Foxbat is doing for Christmas this year.

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Avoid getting married in the first place.

 

 

 

"Set phasers on 'Incinerate'!"

 

New Topic: What Foxbat is doing for Christmas this year.

 

Trying to figure out how to make a coal-powered doomsday device.

 

NT: Famous lines from TV, movies or comic books translated into Shakespearean. Difficulty: No using a phrase from someone who always talks like that, like Thor or Hercules.

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NT: Famous lines from TV' date=' movies or comic books translated into Shakespearean. Difficulty: No using a phrase from someone who always talks like that, like Thor or Hercules.[/quote']

 

"I know what thou dost think: Didst he shoot six bolts or mahap only five? It is verily the truth, mine own thoughts didst wander amongst the rush. But as this art a Burleigh and Stronginthearm, the strongest crossbow on these isles and wouldst cleave thy head from thy body, thou must ask thyself -- doth thou feel lucky, punk?"

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NT: Famous lines from TV' date=' movies or comic books translated into Shakespearean. Difficulty: No using a phrase from someone who always talks like that, like Thor or Hercules.[/quote']

 

"I do have a most bad feeling about this matter."

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NT: Famous lines from TV' date=' movies or comic books translated into Shakespearean. Difficulty: No using a phrase from someone who always talks like that, like Thor or Hercules.[/quote']

 

"Forsooth, fair Peter, know this: the greater thy power, the greater thy cares."

 

NT: Signs that your favorite TV series is now being written by Stan Lee. (Difficulty: no superheroes).

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