Cancer Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Humorous things Cancer's daughter should have gotten for her 12th birthday yesterday. 12 kilograms of plutonium-239, in four widely separated packages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat David Hasselhoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 12 kilograms of plutonium-239' date=' in four widely separated packages.[/quote'] David Hasselhoff Off Topic Hmm. A critical mass of Pu-239 and David Hasselhoff. OK, I like that idea. Repped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Humorous things Cancer's daughter should have gotten for her 12th birthday yesterday. David Hasselhoff singing Happy Birthday while juggling 12 kilograms of plutonium-239, in four widely separated packages. Oh and with leprocy. NT: Things that would be improved if you had leprocy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Humorous things Cancer's daughter should have gotten for her 12th birthday yesterday. Superpowers. Isn't that about the age that mutations start to show up in the comic books? NT: Things that would be improved if you had leprocy. The ability to give somebody a hand. [Edited because I posted too late] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that would be improved if you had leprocy Playing quarterback. It would be so much easier to make a hand-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that would be improved if you had leprocy Breaking the ice at parties. "Hey, look what I can do!" NT: Times when you want a disease (and which one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when you want a disease (and which one) Christmas and kids' birthdays (Alzheimer's) Think of the money you'd save. "Hey, dad, where are our presents?" "Who the heck are you kids? I don't know you from Adam!" Plus, you can wrap your own presents and still be surprised on Christmas morning. (Note: stol... I mean borrowed from an 80+ year old comedian's stage routine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Wild Card, and and Ace ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when you want a disease (and which one) Some kind of explosive stomach bug, whenever I'm supposed to visit the wife's family. NT: Other ways to avoid visiting the wife's family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways to avoid visiting the wife's family. Can't say... but it involves a pair of handcuffs, a jar of vegemite, three herrings and the remains of Bill Bixby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways to avoid visiting the wife's family. Conveniently-timed hospitalization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Scotty, two to beam up ! NT: Other Trek themed ways to avoid things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other Trek themed ways to avoid things. Use the Picard Maneuver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other Trek themed ways to avoid things. "Sir, the economy is in the crapper, we're facing massive layoffs, and you're about to be indicted for embezzlement! What are you going to do!" "The Kirk Maneuver. I'm going to find some hot chick to nail. Maybe I'll even paint her skin green first." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways to avoid visiting the wife's family. Avoid getting married in the first place. NT: Other Trek themed ways to avoid things. "Set phasers on 'Incinerate'!" New Topic: What Foxbat is doing for Christmas this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Making lots of money in World of Warcraft. He does not yet know that he can't use it in the outside world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What Foxbat is doing for Christmas this year. Dressing like a chicken and trying to take over the nation of Andorra with the help of a flock of highly-trained ferrets. In other words, the usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Avoid getting married in the first place. "Set phasers on 'Incinerate'!" New Topic: What Foxbat is doing for Christmas this year. Trying to figure out how to make a coal-powered doomsday device. NT: Famous lines from TV, movies or comic books translated into Shakespearean. Difficulty: No using a phrase from someone who always talks like that, like Thor or Hercules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous lines from TV' date=' movies or comic books translated into Shakespearean. Difficulty: No using a phrase from someone who always talks like that, like Thor or Hercules.[/quote'] "Forsooth! Where art my car?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous lines from TV' date=' movies or comic books translated into Shakespearean. Difficulty: No using a phrase from someone who always talks like that, like Thor or Hercules.[/quote'] "I know what thou dost think: Didst he shoot six bolts or mahap only five? It is verily the truth, mine own thoughts didst wander amongst the rush. But as this art a Burleigh and Stronginthearm, the strongest crossbow on these isles and wouldst cleave thy head from thy body, thou must ask thyself -- doth thou feel lucky, punk?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous lines from TV' date=' movies or comic books translated into Shakespearean. Difficulty: No using a phrase from someone who always talks like that, like Thor or Hercules.[/quote'] "I do have a most bad feeling about this matter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous lines from TV' date=' movies or comic books translated into Shakespearean. Difficulty: No using a phrase from someone who always talks like that, like Thor or Hercules.[/quote'] "Forsooth, fair Peter, know this: the greater thy power, the greater thy cares." NT: Signs that your favorite TV series is now being written by Stan Lee. (Difficulty: no superheroes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your favorite TV series is now being written by Stan Lee. (Difficulty: no superheroes). "These are the voyage of the starship Excelsior. 'Nuff said!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your favorite TV series is now being written by Stan Lee. (Difficulty: no superheroes). "Good lord! When did Ivanova's rack get so big?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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