Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: My friend is mad at me because I critisized his food. He will be here tomorrow. What should I do ? Make a lunch for him that blows his own cooking out of the water, and watch what he says about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He invents Superman perfume. NT: My friend is mad at me because I critisized his food. He will be here tomorrow. What should I do ? Order pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: My friend is mad at me because I critisized his food. He will be here tomorrow. What should I do ? Let him cook. If he's so big on it, let him do it. Chances are you'll smooth over the whole criticism thing, and get a good meal out of it to boot. New Topic: Worst advice ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Worst advice ever. "We should go see Punisher: War Zone. It's a great date movie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Worst advice ever. "Women love nice guys. Those dangerous types never get laid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Yes, you should indeed cross the streams." NT: Things we take for granted but will confuse the heck out of future archaeologists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things we take for granted but will confuse the heck out of future archaeologists. "And we believe the 21st-century culture was beset by a breed of felines known as LOLcats. This breed apparently lived in the ceiling and had a hunger for cheezeburgers." "If you'll step this way, we have one of that culture's sacred white porcelain shrines..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: Things we take for granted but will confuse the heck out of future archaeologists. "Yes, they called it a CD. It played music. Yeah, yeah, just another way for them to buy the White Album" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things we take for granted but will confuse the heck out of future archaeologists. "You mean to tell me that this little plastic rectangle allowed people to buy things with money they didn't have? And everyone had three or four of these little plastic rectangles? No wonder their civilization collapsed!" New Topic: Other unexpected causes of the collapse of modern civilization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other unexpected causes of the collapse of modern civilization. "I have conclusive evidence that our troubles began when Rachael Ray was given a network talk show." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other unexpected causes of the collapse of modern civilization. "Apparently those idiots at the start of the 21st century didn't realize that dogs contain very small trace amounts of highly dangerous radioactive material that, when mixed, can explode with catastrophic results. Once they started breeding Labradoodles, the end was in sight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other unexpected causes of the collapse of modern civilization. "Mimes guard the Balance of the Universe? Who knew?" NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have eaten that second helping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have eaten that second helping. The button from your pants turns into a projectile, taking out Uncle Charlie's one good eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Mimes guard the Balance of the Universe? Who knew?" NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have eaten that second helping. The metal supports of your seat start to beg for mercy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have eaten that second helping. You die. Horribly. NT: You have been selected to choose how Pauly Shore will die. Make it amusing and/or ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have been selected to choose how Pauly Shore will die. Make it amusing and/or ironic."And so it has been decreed that Pauly Shore shall be barricaded inside a biosphere filled with rabid weasels." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You die. Horribly. NT: You have been selected to choose how Pauly Shore will die. Make it amusing and/or ironic. "You put him in a bio dome?" "yup" "And it's sealed , no outside environment?" "Yup." "And now you cut off his oxygen in it?" "yup. Even sucked some air out first, only a matter of hours." "My god, don't you have anything to say about this monstrous act?" "Yes, I STILL want that 88 minutes of my life back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have been selected to choose how Pauly Shore will die. Make it amusing and/or ironic. Strapped to a chair, fed intravenously, and forced to watch every one of his movies. At least once. For every person who has ever seen them. NT: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh' date=' the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful...[/quote'] "Call 9-1-1! Quick! The orphanage is burning down again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful... "I hate it when Blowtorch gets into the holiday spirit..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...and I want a buck for every time they play this song. NT: What to get your cat(s) for Christmas: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to get your cat(s) for Christmas: Not a bloomin' thing. What have THEY ever done for ME, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to get your cat(s) for Christmas: A string of Christmas lights, NOT plugged in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...and I want a buck for every time they play this song. NT: What to get your cat(s) for Christmas: Another Dog! She'll love that! No? Oh NT: The Cult of the Geek is taking over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Cult of the Geek is taking over! And the fraternities are causing so much trouble.... Wait a minute, that's the Cult of the Greek. Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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