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NT: My friend is mad at me because I critisized his food. He will be here tomorrow. What should I do ?

 

Let him cook. If he's so big on it, let him do it. Chances are you'll smooth over the whole criticism thing, and get a good meal out of it to boot.

 

New Topic: Worst advice ever.

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NT: Things we take for granted but will confuse the heck out of future archaeologists.

 

"And we believe the 21st-century culture was beset by a breed of felines known as LOLcats. This breed apparently lived in the ceiling and had a hunger for cheezeburgers."

 

"If you'll step this way, we have one of that culture's sacred white porcelain shrines..."

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NT: Things we take for granted but will confuse the heck out of future archaeologists.

 

"You mean to tell me that this little plastic rectangle allowed people to buy things with money they didn't have? And everyone had three or four of these little plastic rectangles? No wonder their civilization collapsed!"

 

New Topic: Other unexpected causes of the collapse of modern civilization.

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New Topic: Other unexpected causes of the collapse of modern civilization.

 

"Apparently those idiots at the start of the 21st century didn't realize that dogs contain very small trace amounts of highly dangerous radioactive material that, when mixed, can explode with catastrophic results. Once they started breeding Labradoodles, the end was in sight."

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You die. Horribly.

 

NT: You have been selected to choose how Pauly Shore will die. Make it amusing and/or ironic.

 

"You put him in a bio dome?"

"yup"

"And it's sealed , no outside environment?"

"Yup."

"And now you cut off his oxygen in it?"

"yup. Even sucked some air out first, only a matter of hours."

"My god, don't you have anything to say about this monstrous act?"

"Yes, I STILL want that 88 minutes of my life back"

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NT: You have been selected to choose how Pauly Shore will die. Make it amusing and/or ironic.

 

Strapped to a chair, fed intravenously, and forced to watch every one of his movies. At least once. For every person who has ever seen them.

 

NT: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful...

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