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NT: Books that didn't exactly fly off the shelves (intention: a combination of title and famous person that don't mix' date=' like 'How to Whisper by Billy Mays)[/quote']

 

Foundations of Liberty: Open Government and Freedom of Thought by Dick Cheney

 

NT: Superheros on the ballot for local elections. Extra degree of difficulty: their power suite and experience should be germane. (E.g., Professor X for Superintendent of Schools.)

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Gnu Topic: Hunting the wild' date=' snarling, vicious Gnu.[/quote']

"I saw this once in a wildlife preserve. We cover this area in a sticky epoxy. I bought this stuff cheap, so it's opal, instead of emerald, but it's perfect for this kind of snare."

 

"You mean...?"

 

"That's right: It's a Zoo Blue Glue Gnu Trap."

 

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NT: World's worst thing to reveal about yourself

 

That I think George W. Bush and Dick Cheney did a really great job as ... Sorry, I couldn't get that out with a straight face, even in jest.

 

NT: Worst thing to hear your teenage daughter say. (Difficulty: nothing pregnancy- or marriage-related.)

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