Shadow Hawk Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What could you do for the CIA ? Difficulty: No assassinations. Same thing I do for the Navy: run a library of books full of secret stuff that I don't read because they're boring. Of course, if you don't return a book on time, there may be assassinations involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What could you do for the CIA ? Difficulty: No assassinations. Pose nude for the blackmailing department so that they can go out and plant the pictures. NT: Ways to persuade Death Tribble to conquer America (difficulty no mentioning Gillian Anderson) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to persuade Death Tribble to conquer America (difficulty no mentioning Gillian Anderson) "Did you know they make great beer in Portland, Oregon?" (I'm a teetotaler so I've never tried it, but it's not for nothing that my home town is caller "Beervana".) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to persuade Death Tribble to conquer America (difficulty no mentioning Gillian Anderson) "Hey, Tribble, what are you some kind of a sissy? I'll bet you can't even conquer America! (That's what Bunneh says, anyway.)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pose nude for the blackmailing department so that they can go out and plant the pictures. NT: Ways to persuade Death Tribble to conquer America (difficulty no mentioning Gillian Anderson) Remind Death Tribble it exists. NT: Zombie gerbils are attacking the city. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Zombie gerbils are attacking the city. What do you do? This looks like a job for Streaky the Supercat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Zombie gerbils are attacking the city. What do you do? Sic the ninja unicorns on 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Give them each a block of wood. (Gerbils love them ) NT: Your Gerbil has had eight babies and raised them all. What do you do with them ? (Difficulty: Must be Humane) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Give them each a block of wood. (Gerbils love them ) NT: Your Gerbil has had eight babies and raised them all. What do you do with them ? (Difficulty: Must be Humane) Keep EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your Gerbil has had eight babies and raised them all. What do you do with them ? (Difficulty: Must be Humane) Donate them to the zoo, knowing they will be used to feed the snakes and small cats. Humanely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your Gerbil has had eight babies and raised them all. What do you do with them ? (Difficulty: Must be Humane) Put them in your car, to give a rest break to the hamsters. NT: Subtle signs this cold is worse than you thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs this cold is worse than you thought. You cough up a ping-pong ball size piece of ... lung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Put them in your car, to give a rest break to the hamsters. NT: Subtle signs this cold is worse than you thought. It's started up a mafia. How? Don't ask me; I'm not a biologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs this cold is worse than you thought. Your nose doesn't just run, it sprints. In the Boston Marathon. NT: Surprise celebrity cameos in the Avengers movie. Difficulty -- other than Stan Lee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your nose doesn't just run' date=' it [i']sprints[/i]. In the Boston Marathon. NT: Surprise celebrity cameos in the Avengers movie. Difficulty -- other than Stan Lee. Ernest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprise celebrity cameos in the Avengers movie. Difficulty -- other than Stan Lee. President Obama, from behind using stock sound bites. Hey, it worked for Doctor Who.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprise celebrity cameos in the Avengers movie. Difficulty -- other than Stan Lee. Captain Hammer. Hey, Whedon directed it. [ATTACH=CONFIG]43108[/ATTACH] New Topic: The unlikely next comic book-derived Hollywood blockbuster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The unlikely next comic book-derived Hollywood blockbuster. Usagi Yojimbo: the Motion Picture (Hey, we can dream, can't we?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The unlikely next comic book-derived Hollywood blockbuster. Wonder Wart-Hog Saves the Marin County Pot Growers EDIT: Either that, or Fat Freddy's Cat Does Dallas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Captain Hammer. Hey, Whedon directed it. [ATTACH=CONFIG]43108[/ATTACH] New Topic: The unlikely next comic book-derived Hollywood blockbuster. Justice League (Hey, we can dream, can't we?) Edit: Unlikely new comic-book superheroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Edit: Unlikely new comic-book superheroes. Dues Ex Machina Man! With the power to stop evil in it's tracks by having something totally unlikely happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A man with the amazing ability to produce a candle flame on his finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Edit: Unlikely new comic-book superheroes. Spider-Duck! Spider-Duck! Does whatever a Spider-Duck does! Can he swing from a web? No he can't -- he's a duck! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Duck! NT: More subtle signs that you're Superman and don't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You don't like green, shiny things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Spider-Duck! Spider-Duck! Does whatever a Spider-Duck does! Can he swing from a web? No he can't -- he's a duck! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Duck! NT: More subtle signs that you're Superman and don't know it. You don't know why anyone would think it was faster to take the elevator than the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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