Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Ill-advised things to tell the customs guy as you're trying to cross the border from the US into Canada' date=' or vice versa.[/quote'] Customs gut: "Occupation?" Groucho Marx (narrowing his eyes): "Smuggler." (He actually did that once. It was the sort of thing only he could get away with.) NT: What Groucho Marx might say about Obama and Romney if he were alive and in his prime today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Groucho Marx might say about Obama and Romney if he were alive and in his prime today. "Hey, would one of you get me out of this box? C'mon, I know there's gotta be shovel around up there somewhere!" (Well, you didn't say alive, in his prime and no longer buried...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pick the winning man and the duck will fly down and give you $100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Groucho Marx might say about Obama and Romney if he were alive and in his prime today. "We've had a perfectly wonderful election. But this wasn't it." New Topic: Foxbat has a new Master Plan . . . and it involves penguins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Foxbat has a new Master Plan . . . and it involves penguins. Foxbat has placed a stuffed penquin on the top of every television set in England, and rigged it to explode... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Foxbat has a new Master Plan . . . and it involves penguins. Foxbat has built a huge electromagnet in Antarctica staffed by trained penguins. Its purpose? To attract the nearest asteroid to Earth orbit. He will then send additional astro-penguins to mine the asteroid for Unobtanium which he will then use to build The Ultimate Foxbatmobile. He will then enter his new Foxbatmobile in the NASCAR circuit and so dominate the sport of stock car racing that all the Southern States will vote to make him Emperor of America. Which he will then populate with more penguins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Foxbat has a new Master Plan . . . and it involves penguins. "I, Foxbat, have genetically engineered a form of spongiform encephalopathy that will render humans subservient to ... me! It only grows in Adele Penguins, however, and so we must get people used to including penguin in their diets! So, we have IPO for Foxbat South Pacific Agri-Aquaculture in a few days, offering poultry products (among other things) for sale throughout test markets in North Dakota, Yazoo County, and kosher delicatessens on 42nd Street in Manhattan in the US, grocery stores and smoke shops in Surrey in British Columbia, and foodmongers throughout Gjirokastër County, Albania. If all goes well, we'll have our army of Black & White Foxbat Zombies inside of eighteen months!" NT: Unexpected and old things found while cleaning up one's office. Difficulty: no, it didn't start out being edible, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT[/b]: Unexpected and old things found while cleaning up one's office. Difficulty: no' date=' it didn't [u']start out[/u] being edible, either. "What's the planet Neptune doing here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The key to understanding Linear B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected and old things found while cleaning up one's office. Difficulty: no' date=' it didn't [u']start out[/u] being edible, either. Sylvester McCoy? NT: Subtle signs your life is a low-budget B-movie with delusions of grandeur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs your life is a low-budget B-movie with delusions of grandeur. you're constantly referring to your co-workers as 'primitive screwheads'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The day I just had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs your life is a low-budget B-movie with delusions of grandeur. Peter Lorre is the only one there anyone but you has ever heard of, and he spends all his time yawning. NT: Costume errors you will never commit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Costume errors you will never commit. Having Justin Timberlake tear part of my shirt off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Costume errors you will never commit. High heels and fishnet stockings with a leather bustier. Yeah, I'm not making that mistake again. Once is enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Any material that doesn't breathe. Also costumes that are too small or need to be hand-washed. NT: Which costume would you definitely wear again ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Raquel Welch one. I got so many great comments on my legs. what ? tmi ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Which costume would you definitely wear again ? A gauze pad soaked in red tempura paint and fastened to the side of my head by wrapping even more gauze around it. I looked like I had a serious head wound. Great response for Halloween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Which costume would you definitely wear again ? The bloody gauze around my head covering one eye, with the butt end of butter knife and a rubber eyeball protruding between wraps. NT: Things the crows discuss when they aren't yelling at the cat to get off the lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things the crows discuss when they aren't yelling at the cat to get off the lawn. Philosophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things the crows discuss when they aren't yelling at the cat to get off the lawn. The cawst of sending their young ones to cawledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Politics. NT: Where'd the butter go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where'd the butter go? It was used to make hot buttered rum. Sadly, this leaves us with a further unanswered question: Why's the rum always gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where'd the butter go? We wanted to be strong, not fat, so we traded it in for guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where'd the butter go? The bedroom. No, don't ask. Really. NT: Things that even with the kinkiest, no sickest, possible preferences, do not belong in the bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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