Cancer Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Blast Ride of the Valkyrie' date=' [i']Mars: The Bringer of War[/i], and/or Sabre Dance out your window. Turn the volume up to eleven. True story: in a similar incident, we did this with the Tocatta and Fugue in d minor. New Topic: Novel uses for a Super Soaker, now that summer is coming to an end. Delivering poison to the yellow jacket nest under the eaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Novel uses for a Super Soaker' date=' now that summer is coming to an end.[/quote'] Fill it with red paint and use it to ruin the day of the political canvassers. NT: Subtle signs that the candidate running against your local Congresscritter is out of his mind. (Try not to be partisan) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He turns up on your doorstep wearing a cape, a mask, underpants and sandals and that is all. And asks you to vote for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the candidate running against your local Congresscritter is out of his mind. (Try not to be partisan) She's dressed like Zaphod Beeblebrox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He thinks he has a chance of winning. NT: How can I ask OddHat to do some laundry ? I am sore all over and having trouble walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How can I ask OddHat to do some laundry ? I am sore all over and having trouble walking. Try bribing him with pie. It'd work with me. Heck, for the right kind of pie, I'd come over and do y'all's laundry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pour sneezing powder on all his clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How can I ask OddHat to do some laundry ? I am sore all over and having trouble walking. Wink and wiggle. That's all you need to do. NT: With Jerry 'the King' Lawler out of action who is going to do commentary for the WWE (the more insane the suggestion the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: With Jerry 'the King' Lawler out of action who is going to do commentary for the WWE (the more insane the suggestion the better) Carrot Top, with his genitals wired up to a cattle prod on a text link, so that viewers can text in "ZAP HIM!" to *993927 (That's *WWEZAP) and when they get a hundred thousand hits he gets the 3 kilovolts to the gazebos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: With Jerry 'the King' Lawler out of action who is going to do commentary for the WWE (the more insane the suggestion the better) Elvis 'the King' Presley. "Ohhh, that move left the Russian Rotweiller.... uh-huh, he's all shook up. Guess he's nothin' but a hound dog..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: With Jerry 'the King' Lawler out of action who is going to do commentary for the WWE (the more insane the suggestion the better) Andres Cantor, legendary Spanish-language soccer announcer, who shouts GOOOOOOOOOOL! every time someone is whacked with a folding chair. NT: Unexpected uses for a banana cream pie. (Difficulty: no hitting anybody with it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses for a banana cream pie. (Difficulty: no hitting anybody with it) Suppository for hemorrhoid relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses for a banana cream pie. (Difficulty: no hitting anybody with it) Chemistry experiment. Remember, chemistry is just like cooking...except that you NEVER lick the spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses for a banana cream pie. (Difficulty: no hitting anybody with it) As line judge in one of the groups of replacement NFL officials. NT: Pranks a teacher or professor can only pull off on the first day of classes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Start teaching them the syllabus for the year above and assume full knowledge of what they sould be learning this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pranks a teacher or professor can only pull off on the first day of classes. Insert three dozen random names on the attendance roll, look around, and say "present" after each one of them. Then decline to acknowledge the students who are actually there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pranks a teacher or professor can only pull off on the first day of classes. Dress as a student. Sit in the front row. Wait until five minutes after the class starts, when students have already begun b*tching about the class and/or the professor, to introduce yourself and start class. (My friend, who teaches at a small college in Iowa, used to do this every year. Don't know if he still does.) New Topic: Ways to relieve your frustration after your sports team of choice loses yet another game in disappointing fashion. (Difficulty: No booze or other chemical remedies.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Ways to relieve your frustration after your sports team of choice loses yet another game in disappointing fashion. (Difficulty: No booze or other chemical remedies.) Man, I'm from Detroit. That sounds like a reason to riot. (Also a reason to riot if the team of choice wins a game. Or trades a player. Or it's Thursday.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Ways to relieve your frustration after your sports team of choice loses yet another game in disappointing fashion. (Difficulty: No booze or other chemical remedies.) Utilize your amazing powers of Time Control to go to an alternative reality where they won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat drop nukes on the opposition so they don't do it again NT: Novel ways to celebrate Octoberfest (which to those who don't know is lots of drinking beer in Germany) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Novel ways to celebrate Octoberfest (which to those who don't know is lots of drinking beer in Germany) Fine the entire nation in advance for public intoxication. Think of what that can do for the deficit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Novel ways to celebrate Octoberfest (which to those who don't know is lots of drinking beer in Germany) Halfway through the event, replace all the beer with French wines. See if anyone notices the difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Novel ways to celebrate Octoberfest (which to those who don't know is lots of drinking beer in Germany) Send twenty assassins from twenty different nations to try and kill Inspector Clouseau. NT: Subtle signs that Sherlock Holmes has had a little too much to drink tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Sherlock Holmes has had a little too much to drink tonight. He keeps referring to Dr. Watson as "My nanny from Dorchester". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He refers to Mrs Hudson as a 'foxy wench' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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