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Pie-eating contests. The guy who can take the most pies to the face wins. Shaving cream not permitted.

As long as they're cement pies, fired at the politician from air cannons, I support this idea wholeheartedly.

 

NT: Subtle signs that the Saudi ambassador no longer finds your antics amusing.

He shows you that he's going commando under those robes.

 

NT: Most mind-numbing thing to come out of CNN / Fox News / MSNBC this week.

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NT: Most mind-numbing thing to come out of CNN / Fox News / MSNBC this week.

 

Sarah Palin's recipe for biscuits and moose sausage gravy.

 

New Topic: What certain NGD posters will be giving out on Halloween night to trick-or-treaters.

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NT: Popular methods of capital punishment in a world ruled by comedians.

 

I think this topic was adequately covered in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

 

Failing that, the firing squad of californium cream pies.

 

EDIT: Doh, that's #3. ummm....

 

NT: Signs the people where you live are weather weenies. E.g., here in Seattle, it's 44F at 0930 and people are complaining that it's cold.

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NT: Signs the people where you live are weather weenies. E.g.' date=' here in Seattle, it's 44F at 0930 and people are complaining that it's cold.[/quote']

 

People just can't drive in light drizzle.

 

NT: Appropriate punishments retribution to be visited upon BoloOfEarth for the above.

 

No pizza for you!

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NT: Signs the people where you live are weather weenies. E.g., here in Seattle, it's 44F at 0930 and people are complaining that it's cold.

As soon as the first snowflake falls in Michigan, everybody begins whining about when spring will arrive. Oh, and they forget how to drive in the snow. Every frickin' year. With all this brain damage, you'd think this was Ohio or something. :winkgrin:

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