death tribble Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He starts moving around asteroids in the asteroid belt so that they can come into eliptical orbits and attack his students Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Cancer is having a bad day: I have three bureaucratic bullshit documents to prepare, a meeting to attend this afternoon, and my sweater has a coffee stain on it that I didn't know about when I put it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Cancer is having a bad day: Donald Trump has an announcement about him NT: Real announcement Donald Trump wanted to make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Real announcement Donald Trump wanted to make "I just fired my hairdresser." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Real announcement Donald Trump wanted to make "I AM RELEVANT!" Note that this is an annoucement Trump wanted to make. I'm not saying that it's truthful or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Real announcement Donald Trump wanted to make "I am the Messiah. Worship me!" NT: Signs your kid's new Furby is plotting your inevitable doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your kid's new Furby is plotting your inevitable doom. It has not yet been reduced to a scattered dusting of ashes and melted wires and plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's talking to the cat and the cat is listening and nodding..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Death by puns' date=' obviously, otherwise it wouldn't be capital [b']pun[/b]-ishment. NT: Appropriate punishments retribution to be visited upon BoloOfEarth for the above. He should be banished to Noman. (Noman is an island.) NT: Signs your kid's new Furby is plotting your inevitable doom. The ominous music should be a dead giveaway. New Topic: Notorious supervillains and their 'guilty pleasure' songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Notorious supervillains and their 'guilty pleasure' songs. "Doom loves Call Me Maybe!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Notorious supervillains and their 'guilty pleasure' songs. General Zod hums the catchy Gilbert & Sullivan ditty, "Major-General's Song". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Notorious supervillains and their 'guilty pleasure' songs. Lex Luthor really loves dancing to "Gangnam Style". Actually, when all his underlings join in, it looks pretty cool. New Topic: Dancing With the Stars has found a way of bringing fictional characters to life to be their new stars next season. Who will they use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Dancing With the Stars has found a way of bringing fictional characters to life to be their new stars next season. Who will they use? What? They haven't gotten to the real new ones in TMC-1 yet. Twits. Well .. the obvious one is dancing zombies, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Dancing With the Stars has found a way of bringing fictional characters to life to be their new stars next season. Who will they use? Cinderella, Belle, Aurora, Anastasia, et. al. They're all hacks, as it turns out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Dancing With the Stars has found a way of bringing fictional characters to life to be their new stars next season. Who will they use? Daffy Duck. Part of the point is learning to dance, and Daffy will have a long way to go. NT: Subtle signs that Bugs Bunny is angry at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You hear the phrase 'You realise of course This Means War !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankL Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You hear the phrase 'You realise of course This Means War !' Must spread rep... Can someone get DT for me? He sends you a letter suggesting you get together for lunch and, oh yes, he wants to introduce you to a friend of his known as "teh bunneh." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Bugs Bunny is angry at you. You suddenly find yourself holding your own Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. And it's lit. New Topic: Campaign promises from superheroes that are running for political office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Campaign promises from superheroes that are running for political office. Mr. Fantastic "I will reach across the aisle..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dr. Banner: "Hulk smash Iran!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Campaign promises from superheroes that are running for political office. The Punisher: "When it comes to dealing with crime, summary execution for the win!" NT: More subtle signs the police officer who just pulled you over for speeding is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He books you while dressed as Carmen Miranda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs the police officer who just pulled you over for speeding is out of his mind. He's using a hair dryer for a radar gun. And says he clocked you going 6 parsecs in a school zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs the police officer who just pulled you over for speeding is out of his mind. You invoke Heisenberg and tell him that since he knows where you are, there's no possible way he could have know how fast you were going...and it works. New Topic: Unexpected consequences of saying 'Betelgeuse' three times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ford Prefect pops by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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