Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 New Topic: The streets of your town/city are now flowing with lime Jell-O. Who's responsible, and why? A delivery truck collided with the water tower, knocking it over and contaminating it with its own contents. Which then spread to the water system and the ground water. A solution will be difficult to find -- nobody can eat that much Jell-O. NT: Flavors of Gatorade that didn't make the final cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 NT: Flavors of Gatorade that didn't make the final cut. Cooking sherry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 NT: Flavors of Gatorade that didn't make the final cut. Spam pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 NT: Flavors of Gatorade that didn't make the final cut. Water. NT: Inventions where you Just Add Water! Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 NT: Inventions where you Just Add Water! Dehydrated Ocean. Shadow Hawk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 NT: Inventions where you Just Add Water! 10,000 Instant Martians. Just add water for a fully-grown, ready-for-action Martian. Just don't drop a bowl of them in the sewer or you'll be sorry,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Dehydrated Spaceship in a Can. See the stars as they were meant to be seen! Now with half the fat! NT: Things that they really shouldn't have cut the fat out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 NT: Things that they really shouldn't have cut the fat out of. Oreos. I've had the reduced fat Oreos. They're awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Your stomach. With a chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 NT: Things that they really shouldn't have cut the fat out of. Deep fryers. Superheated water just doesn't cut it when you want your chicken crispy. NT: Subtle ways the producers of Battlefield Hardline can really offend the Tea Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Have a bunch of Democrats dressed as British Redcoats toss their manifesto into Boston harbour Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 NT: Subtle ways the producers of Battlefield Hardline can really offend the Tea Party. Have the producers show a subliminal image of some kind of simian each time Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, or John Boehner are mentioned/quoted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Nominate a Mime for the Tea Party's presidential candidate. NT: Subtle signs you should have voted for the other guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 When he starts cackling manically and activating Doom-i-nators during his inauguration speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you should have voted for the other guy. You're no longer invited to family dinners, because the Other Guy is your brother-in-law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 You find that you have been elected President of the United States due to Write-In ballots. By one vote. The next four years of personal hell is your punishment for putting your name on your own ballot. Moron. NT: What's the next stupid thing you are gonna do now that you are President of the USofA? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 NT: What's the next stupid thing you are gonna do now that you are President of the USofA? Challenge Vladimir Putin to an arm-wrestling match as a solution to the Ukraine crisis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Tell everyone that Grand Theft Auto is one heck of a game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Get involved in another land war in Asia. Inconceivable! NT: What hilarious reason do I have for getting involved in a land war in Asia, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 NT: What hilarious reason do I have for getting involved in a land war in Asia, anyway? You are Kim Jong-Un's good twin. While you are not evil, you are still his twin, which means you're still a frickin' moron. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Must possess ALL the Sichuan Chicken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 We need to rescue the Chinese People from the oppression of their Godless Fascist Regime so they can be saved. (I actually heard that as a reason for going to war with China from a Hyper-Conservative-Fundie Christian. I laughed). NT: More reasons why most people of faith are embarrassed by the Hyper-Conservative-Fundementalists of their faith. Need not only focus of Christianity/Judaism/Islam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Because the ones that are of the Hyper Conservative element are usually well dressed, rich and overweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 (Taking "being a gamer" as a faith) They insist there is no such thing as a gamer girl, and I know several personally. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 NT: More reasons why most people of faith are embarrassed by the Hyper-Conservative-Fundementalists of their faith. Need not only focus of Christianity/Judaism/Islam. Because they make the non-believers think that EVERY member of the faith in question is a brainwashed, undereducated, and/or narcissistic wing-nut like they are. New Topic: What's on Foxbat's "To Do" list for September? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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