Pariah Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 NT: Unusual things to hand out to trick-or-treaters for Halloween instead of candy. Easter eggs. (I buy an extra egg-dying kit each Easter for just this reason.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Novelty candy from the Bachelorette Party section of the Naughty Store. NT: Subtle signs the parent of the kid that just rang your doorbell on Halloween is out of his/her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 The kid is dressed as Freddy Kreuger or Leatherface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 NT: Subtle signs the parent of the kid that just rang your doorbell on Halloween is out of his/her mind. The parent's "Slave Princess Leia" costume was a big tip-off. The least he could have done is shaved his legs and chest. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 NT: Subtle signs the parent of the kid that just rang your doorbell on Halloween is out of his/her mind. She's dressed like Santa Claus, and she's giving you candy. New Topic: Famous DC superheroes and how they're dressing up for Halloween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 New Topic: Famous DC superheroes and how they're dressing up for Halloween.Well, the Martian Manhunter does a different costume at each house. For houses with treats he likes, he goes multiple times in different guises. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 She's dressed like Santa Claus, and she's giving you candy. New Topic: Famous DC superheroes and how they're dressing up for Halloween. Ambush Bug dresses up as himself. Since he has been officially expelled from the DC Universe, it's a perfect disguise. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 OffTopic Well, the Martian Manhunter does a different costume at each house. For houses with treats he likes, he goes multiple times in different guises. Yes, J'onn and his Oreo addiction. /OffTopic Superman is going dressed as Captain America Wonder Woman is going dressed as Miss Marvel Booster Gold is going dressed as Spiderman Batman refused to participate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 That is three BlueCloud2k2, or can you only count to 2 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 NT: Reasons why I can't count past two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Because shouldst thou then proceed to three, thou wouldst have to lobbest the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. (And "five" is right out.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 NT: Reasons why I can't count past two.You count in English: None, One, Plural. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 The Humungus asked you to catch the Feral Kid's razor-sharp boomerang. It did not go well.... NT: Subtle signs that the world after the Apocalypse is not what you would have expected it to be. BlueCloud2k2 and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 There are McDonalds everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 The zombies are all dancing to Michael Buble songs. I thought it was supposed to be Michael Jackson. ("Ooooo, I just haven't et you yet....") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 The Humungus is very flamboyant and wants to take up interior decorating. NT: Other unexpected hobbies of sociopathic villains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 NT: Other unexpected hobbies of sociopathic villains. Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Fang does little puppet shows, and Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 NT: Other unexpected hobbies of sociopathic villains. Ronan the Accuser recites selections from Emily Dickinson's poetry to his friends in the Clover Park Cross-Stitch And Poetry Circle on the third Tuesday of every month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 NT: Other unexpected hobbies of sociopathic villains. Lex Luthor's fantastic collections of stamps. NT: Subtle signs this might not be the best day to begin your career as a Department Store Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 NT: Subtle signs this might not be the best day to begin your career as a Department Store Santa. It's July 4th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 NT: Subtle signs this might not be the best day to begin your career as a Department Store Santa. It's Yom Kippur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 NT: Subtle signs this might not be the best day to begin your career as a Department Store Santa. It's Boxing Day. NT: Superpowers that go unnoticed on Halloween. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Shape Shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 NT: Superpowers that go unnoticed on Halloween. Invisibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Lex Luthor's fantastic collections of stamps. OffTopic: I thought his was stealing cakes? OnTopic: Being so ugly even Death doesn't want to see your face. NT: People who are so ugly Death will never come to collect them. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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