Cancer Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 NT: Subtle signs that Hell really has frozen over. The Eagles are on tour again. NT: More absolutely worthless super-powers. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 NT: More absolutely worthless super-powers. Precognitive Clairsentience, Limitation: Nobody believes you (-1) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 The ability to know where East is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 NT: More absolutely worthless super-powers. The ability to breathe in hard vacuum -- and nowhere else. NT: Your state's elections are so pointless that they've been abolished. It's about time to choose the next Governor. How will your state do it? (Be funny, please) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 NT: Your state's elections are so pointless that they've been abolished. It's about time to choose the next Governor. How will your state do it? (Be funny, please)The guy operating the the marijuana store (remember, I'm in Washington) with the biggest handle in the first full week of November in what (in the old system) was the year of the gubernatorial election. Upon assuming office, he has to close his store and hang a big sign on the door that says, "DAVE'S NOT HERE, MAN." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 The winner of a special episode of Wipeout will be the new governor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 NT: Your state's elections are so pointless that they've been abolished. It's about time to choose the next Governor. How will your state do it? (Be funny, please) The candidate that weighs as much as a duck. New Topic: How DO you solve a problem like Maria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 New Topic: How DO you solve a problem like Maria? Move out of hurricane territory. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 New Topic: How DO you solve a problem like Maria? Lock up the Jets and the Sharks for three days, long enough to get her on a Greyhound to Chicago away from all the troubles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 With thermonuclear bombs. NT: The real reason that Madonna fell over at the Brits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 She's old. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 NT: The real reason that Madonna fell over at the Brits. Her stockings needed mending. (See how they run.) Cancer and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 NT: The real reason that Madonna fell over at the Brits. She and Prince 'Arry got into a drinking contest and it isn't clear who won. NT: Things to be found on Ceres when the Dawn spacecraft arrives there later this week. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 A team shooting a beer commercial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 NT: Things to be found on Ceres when the Dawn spacecraft arrives there later this week. The newest location of Starbucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 NT: Things to be found on Ceres when the Dawn spacecraft arrives there later this week. The Vogons have set up a Voglitz stand. Unfortunately, the cooks there really hate the Vogons. NT: You've got ten minutes to convince the Vogon Constructor Fleet not to blow up the Earth. How will you do it? (Difficulty: They do still need that Hyperspace Bypass....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 NT: You've got ten minutes to convince the Vogon Constructor Fleet not to blow up the Earth. How will you do it? (Difficulty: They do still need that Hyperspace Bypass....) Give them some decent poetry to read, and tell them to come back when they've figured out what it means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Point out that Galactus failed to destroy the planet in several visits so they have no chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Start singing 100 bottles of beer (esp while highly drunk) till they decide that the planet is too much trouble. NT: Funny challenges for the Scorpion team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 NT: Funny challenges for the Scorpion team. Prevent the Vogon Constructor Fleet from blowing up the Earth to make way for a Hyperspace Bypass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Proving whether or not P = NP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 NT: Funny challenges for the Scorpion team. Save broadcast television from oblivion. NT: Television is so twentieth century! Things other than the Internet that will step forward to replace it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 NT: Television is so twentieth century! Things other than the Internet that will step forward to replace it. Direct intracranial neuronic stimulation. If you thought there were a lot of cell towers now, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 NT: Television is so twentieth century! Things other than the Internet that will step forward to replace it. Live performances of The Hunger Games, Rollerball, The Running Man, and similar bloodsport spectacles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 NT: Television is so twentieth century! Things other than the Internet that will step forward to replace it. Rioting in the streets, every time Facebook goes down for more than 5 minutes. NT: My teenage daughter's very first boyfriend is meeting my wife and I for the first time. How should I greet him to make the right first impression? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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