Cancer Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 NT: My teenage daughter's very first boyfriend is meeting my wife and I for the first time. How should I greet him to make the right first impression? You do what my mom did, and have the first coherent sentence out of her mouth be "Is she pregnant?" No, I'm not making that up. death tribble, L. Marcus and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 NT: My teenage daughter's very first boyfriend is meeting my wife and I for the first time. How should I greet him to make the right first impression? Have you considered the brandish-a-shotgun option? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 NT: My teenage daughter's very first boyfriend is meeting my wife and I for the first time. How should I greet him to make the right first impression? Twenty Questions! Question number one: If it takes one man one hour to eat one watermelon and half a man half an hour to eat half a watermelon, how many Belgian waffles does it take to shingle my friend Doug's doghouse? New Topic: Unexpectedly fun things to do in the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 New Topic: Unexpectedly fun things to do in the rain. Get married. Take that, Alanis! death tribble and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 New Topic: Unexpectedly fun things to do in the rain.Taser tag. As long as you're the one with the taser. The rainwater assures better electrical contact. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 New Topic: Unexpectedly fun things to do in the rain. Larp. Not only do you get to live out your heroic fantasies, but you clean your costumes at the same time! NT: Subtle signs the people who run the Steam computer game service no longer find your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 NT: Subtle signs the people who run the Steam computer game service no longer find your antics amusing. They've stopped responding to your e-mails about an online James Watt role-playing game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 NT: Subtle signs the people who run the Steam computer game service no longer find your antics amusing. Your username "PV=nRT" is banned in all possible spellings and interpolations on their platform. Pariah and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 NT: Subtle signs the people who run the Steam computer game service no longer find your antics amusing. They've put out a contract on you for 40,000 bitcoin credits. New Topic: Why did the VIPER agent cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 New Topic: Why did the VIPER agent cross the road? You mean "why did the VIPER agent try to cross the road?", because he just lost an argument with a moped and is now flat as a pancake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 New Topic: Why did the VIPER agent cross the road? The explosive charge he was setting by the roadside went off prematurely, flinging him into the dumpster on the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 New Topic: Why did the VIPER agent cross the road?The Nest Leader asked for a volunteer and he was the only one to not step back. NT: Things to do when the apocalypse arrives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 NT: Things to do when the apocalypse arrives. Roast hot dogs and marshmallows. There's gonna be plenty of fire available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 NT: Things to do when the apocalypse arrives. Videotape things, since there'll be another one in a year or so if this is the Buffyverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 NT: Things to do when the apocalypse arrives. Hope to Heaven that Jesus doesn't hold a grudge over that little incident you had in the ninth grade. NT: Subtle signs that being Raptured before what you thought would be the end of the world wasn't the sweet deal you thought it would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 NT: Subtle signs that being Raptured before what you thought would be the end of the world wasn't the sweet deal you thought it would be. You've discovered that you 'get' to spend eternity with Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 NT: Subtle signs that being Raptured before what you thought would be the end of the world wasn't the sweet deal you thought it would be. All of the music is rap (because, y'know, Raptured). Oh, and the wireless coverage sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 NT: Subtle signs that being Raptured before what you thought would be the end of the world wasn't the sweet deal you thought it would be.You are surrounded by raptured dorks. NT: Distressing side effects of Florida becoming covered by rising sea levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 Bathsalt in the sea water -- the sharks are going crazy and invade the land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 NT: Distressing side effects of Florida becoming covered by rising sea levels. More beachfront property in Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 NT: Distressing side effects of Florida becoming covered by rising sea levels. To replace the lost revenue from drowned theme parks, Disney get a permanent, ironclad copyright on every movie, book, song, and other work of art ever created by anybody in the history of Mankind, and every such work that will ever be created by anybody in perpetuity. Because, after all, they invented Imagination. NT: Unintended effects of Disney owning a perpetual copyright on every movie, book, song, and other work of art ever created by anybody in the history of Mankind, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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death tribble Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 NT: Unintended effects of Disney owning a perpetual copyright on every movie, book, song, and other work of art ever created by anybody in the history of Mankind, Everyone has to smile, making the Joker one of the most liked character ever. Or else..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 NT: Unintended effects of Disney owning a perpetual copyright on every movie, book, song, and other work of art ever created by anybody in the history of Mankind, Animated Disney musical versions of Crime and Punishment, The Crying Game, Les Miserables, and Lolita. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 NT: Unintended effects of Disney owning a perpetual copyright on every movie, book, song, and other work of art ever created by anybody in the history of Mankind, Disney is forced to sue themselves for the inevitable and innumerable instances of plagiarism, intentional or accidental, that have occurred throughout history, in order to protect their copyrights. NT: Crazy new candidates announcing they're running for US President in 2016, and their wacky campaign platform. (Difficulty: Can't be an actual politician.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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