Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 New Topic: How your favorite Champions Universe supervillain(s) will respond to the coming US East Coast blizzard. Talisman builds herself an Ice Palace in the middle of Central Park, then only stays there for about fifteen minutes because she isn't really dressed for the cold. NT: Subtle signs you're not getting to watch the Super Bowl this year. (Difficulty: you actually want to....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 The wife nails your hands and feet down, props open your eyelids and sets a season Sex and the City on catch up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 Terrorist Soccer fans have seized control of all television networks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 NT: Subtle signs you're not getting to watch the Super Bowl this year. (Difficulty: you actually want to....) You find the TV remote!! In the aquarium with the dead tetras. NT: Things in the halftime Super Bowl show you might actually want to watch. Difficulty: best if completed before actual halftime this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 NT: Things in the halftime Super Bowl show you might actually want to watch. Difficulty: best if completed before actual halftime this year. Coldplay being whacked about the heads and shoulders by beluga whales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 NT: Things in the halftime Super Bowl show you might actually want to watch. Difficulty: best if completed before actual halftime this year. Actual musicians. (At least it ain't Nickelback.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 NT: Things in the halftime Super Bowl show you might actually want to watch. Difficulty: best if completed before actual halftime this year. Wardrobe malfunctions. NT: Ill-advised gifts to get your spouse / significant other for Valentine's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 NT: Ill-advised gifts to get your spouse / significant other for Valentine's Day. Chlamydia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 A socket wrench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 NT: Ill-advised gifts to get your spouse / significant other for Valentine's Day. Nothing says "I love you" quite like a restraining order. NT: Subtle signs the quarterback who just won the Super Bowl is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the quarterback who just won the Super Bowl is out of his mind. He's seriously considering NOT retiring. (As Veronica Palmer would say, "You've just won your second Super Bowl ring. Now you can walk away tall." "But I...." "Walk away. Tall.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the quarterback who just won the Super Bowl is out of his mind. He asks his coach about training camp! NT: Things that Donald Trump would say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 "YOU'RE FIRED. You. All of America. You are not fit to work for me, and I own you all." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 NT: Things that Donald Trump would say "I like sandwiches!" Because seriously, who doesn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 NT: Things that Donald Trump would say Any crazy thing that enters his mind. Often put there by the mind-controlling marmot atop his balding pate. NT: Amusing presidential candidate cameo appearances in Captain America: Civil War. (Who and what they were doing/saying) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 NT: Amusing presidential candidate cameo appearances in Captain America: Civil War. (Who and what they were doing/saying) Hillary Clinton. Complaining to Cap about that fact that her emails were leaked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 NT: Amusing presidential candidate cameo appearances in Captain America: Civil War. (Who and what they were doing/saying) Ron and Rand Paul, complaining that nobody ever takes them seriously. (Cap completely fails to notice they are even there, of course.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 NT: Amusing presidential candidate cameo appearances in Captain America: Civil War. (Who and what they were doing/saying) Sarah Palin standing on the streetcorner, flashing her legs and screaming at the top of her lungs about the cabbages plotting America's doom. NT: Conclusive proof that the cabbages are plotting America's doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 NT: Conclusive proof that the cabbages are plotting America's doom. McDonald's, Wendy's, and Burger King are all now serving kim chee as side dishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 NT: Conclusive proof that the cabbages are plotting America's doom. Climax of speech at the party convention: "You shall not press down upon the brow of America this crown of broccoli; you shall not cross mankind with a cruciferous vegetable." At which point someone with green leafy hair and a Free Bok Choy t-shirt leaps into a clear aisle and guns down the speaker with a lethal shower of brussels sprouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 NT: Conclusive proof that the cabbages are plotting America's doom.Research shows that green kimchee kills you, red kimchee does random things, gold kimchee makes you lose your powers, ... NT: Things you can only do on February 29. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Truthfully state that today is February 29. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Say, "Well this won't happen four another 4 years". NT: Places that a professional wrestler might be from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Pst! Not yet! One more to go before a new topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I'll fill it in and let the question stand. My wife and I can celebrate the anniversary of when she proposed to me. Now, Herr Appleseed's question. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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