Spectrum Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dissapearing a cow' date=' sawing a piegon in half with a stick, setting a chincilla on fire. What should Magical Trevor do as a follow-up, just so we can all let him know Everyone Loves Him.[/quote'] Make himself disapear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Huh ??????? I don't find Animal Abusers very lovable. NT: The strangest thing you've done on a boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The strangest thing you've done on a boat. Wore heels and a dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The strangest thing you've done on a boat. Urged a dog to pee. "We're going to be out here a long time, it's ok to pee on the deck..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The strangest thing you've done on a boat. My wife. *rimshot* Thank you! NT: Things you can say about your car, but not your significant other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your car' date=' but not your significant other.[/quote'] "The lease is almost up -- time to trade her in for this year's model!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your car' date=' but not your significant other.[/quote'] I'm supposed to take her to the shop twice a year and service her, but usually only happens once a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your car' date=' but not your significant other.[/quote'] "She's got an awful lot of miles on her, and you can really tell." NT: Signs you failed your final exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Professor: "See you next term, you want me to save your seat?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you failed your final exam. The prof says he did not grade on a curve because it would not have helped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The exam was written in Chinese. NT: I hope Zornwil doesn't find out that....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I ate his cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I hope Zornwil doesn't find out that....... ... I think giant lizard eggs are downright yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I hope Zornwil doesn't find out that....... He's not really a giant lizard. NT: Don't tell me, you're ______________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's not really a giant lizard. NT: Don't tell me, you're ______________. Mute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Don't tell me' date=' you're ______________.[/quote'] All right, then I won't. Labor on in ignorance to your doom -- you asked for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's not really a giant lizard. NT: Don't tell me, you're ______________. That's right. I am. NT: Inappropriate places to try that new pick up line of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate places to try that new pick up line of yours. "This is one impressive cathedral." "Yes, my son, it is." "Say, Sister Mary Alagretta, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Him:"So, are you a virgo?" Her: "I'm this many!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate places to try that new pick up line of yours. "Hey, baby, lookin' good. ... jeez, I'm getting no action here at all! Man, I know this is a morgue, but that doesn't haveta mean everyone's dead, does it?" NT: Radioactive animal bites with truly disappointing effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Radioactive animal bites with truly disappointing effects. Sea Slug Man, Sea Slug Man! Does Whatever a Sea Slug can! Lies around in the drink! Doesn't move, doesn't think! Please don't step on the Sea Slug Man! zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Radioactive animal bites with truly disappointing effects. "Never fear, citizens...the fantastic Fainting Goat-Man is here to--*thud*!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot. And they better be for here comes "Mouse sized genitals" Man!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you married (or are dating) WAY out of your league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you married (or are dating) WAY out of your league. I'm not only a member of Liars Anonymous, I'm also it's president. Yah, that's it. And my wife is Wonder Woman. yah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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