death tribble Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Von D Man as that would really put the cat amongst the pigeons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 NT: People on these boards who should be elected Pope' date=' and why. Difficulty: can't name yourself.[/quote'] death tribble. Because Pope Death Tribble the First would be a kick-butt name. NT: The actual, secret reason why nobody can post to the Champions forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 NT: The actual' date=' secret reason why nobody can post to the Champions forum.[/quote'] Foxbat is all over the Internet, and keeps trying to post on how wonderful and effective his latest Master Plan is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 17, 2013 Report Share Posted March 17, 2013 NT: The actual' date=' secret reason why nobody can post to the Champions forum.[/quote'] Fnord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 17, 2013 Report Share Posted March 17, 2013 NT: The actual' date=' secret reason why nobody can post to the Champions forum.[/quote'] You have to type in the password first. The password is 237 characters long and only makes sense as an acronym in Estonian. New Topic: Seeker's big plans for St. Patrick's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 I can't tell you exactly, but it involved the distilleries of Irish whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Go to Boston and get beaten up by every single person in the St. Patrick's Day Parade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 New Topic: Seeker's big plans for St. Patrick's Day. Share a pint with the Saint himself at his favorite bar in Heaven. NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't quite the afterlife you were expecting for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't quite the afterlife you were expecting for yourself. "Sing? I have sing for the rest of eternity? What is this, am I the designated mood music provider for Hell?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't quite the afterlife you were expecting for yourself. The Devil sounds suspiciously like Rowan Atkinson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 There are people wandering around with harps and wings on clouds. (Yeah I am not expecting to go there....) NT: Three things from the 80s or before hand that should not be remade i.e. Flash Gordon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Indiana Jones. Alien. Weird Science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 NT: Three things from the 80s or before hand that should not be remade i.e. Flash Gordon Used Cars, The Villain and Message from Space. they were bad enough the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 There are people wandering around with harps and wings on clouds. (Yeah I am not expecting to go there....) NT: Three things from the 80s or before hand that should not be remade i.e. Flash Gordon All of 1980s television. It either needs no revisitation (e.g. Yes Minister, Blackadder), was utterly flawed from the outset (e.g. Discovery Channel), or such an abomination unto the Lord that anyone contemplating redoing it hopefully will get turned into a pillar of salt (e.g. Rosanne, The Smurfs). NT: Update the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Death we keep, War we keep, nominate replacements for the other two. And you can specify the color of ride the replacement has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 [NT: Update the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Death we keep' date=' War we keep, nominate replacements for the other two. And you can specify the color of ride the replacement has.[/quote'] Reality TV on a Technicolor Paisley horse. Politics, on a horse that can't decide whether it wants to be Blue or Red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 Computer crashes on a blue scrren of death horse. Sewage oin a brown horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Global Warming on a red horse. Summer Blockbusters on a purple horse. NT: Subtle signs the TV weathergirl is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 "... And here on this map, you can see that Scandinavia kinda looks like a bear, reaching out for the Continent. Look how it devours Denmark -- chomp, chomp, gnask, slurrrp ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 She sings 'It's getting cold in here ! So put on all your clothes ! It is getting so cold even with the TV lights I'm going to put my clothes on !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 NT: Subtle signs the TV weathergirl is out of her mind. She gets visibly worked up about the word 'cumulonimbus'. New Topic: Times when it is entirely appropriate to tell someone to go jump in a lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 When it's King Arthur and the Lady is messing about giving him the sword Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 New Topic: Times when it is entirely appropriate to tell someone to go jump in a lake. CEWA 434: Limnology Laboratory. (CEWA == Civil, Environmental, & Wastewater management department, in the College of Engineering) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 New Topic: Times when it is entirely appropriate to tell someone to go jump in a lake. Olympic Diving Practice when the pool is closed for cleaning. NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't go swimming at the local pool today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't go swimming at the local pool today. "My God! It's full of stars!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't go swimming at the local pool today. The group that swam before you is the Incontinence Support Group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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