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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Ineffective power sources for your low-bid giant robot.

 

Thirty-six B batteries. What are B batteries, anyway? Or even A batteries? I know what AA, AAA, C, and D batteries are, but what about A and B?

 

New Topic: Creative ways to tell your current boss that you're starting a much better job tomorrow.

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New Topic: Creative ways to tell your current boss that you're starting a much better job tomorrow.

 

(Singing)

My new job will start... tomorrow!

Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, I'll be gone!

Just thinking about... tomorrow!

Clears away the heartache and the sorrow!

I'll have fun!

 

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'm outta here, tomorrow!

It's only a day away!

 

(the curly red wig and the little dog might be pushing it a bit, though)

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NT: Subtle signs nobody is going to be watching the Grammys this year.

 

The lead performer is the Filth of Clyde Pipe, Drum, Flugelhorn, Baritone Kazoo, Chainsaw and Dental Drill Marching Band playing their novelty hit, 140 Decibels Amid the Dumbbells.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Subtle signs nobody is going to be watching the Grammys this year.

 

The opening act was Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together". If anyone HAD been watching, that almost certainly drove them off.

 

New Topic: Who's really responsible for that explosion over Russia this morning?

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NT: Subtle signs that the promotional efforts for your new movie have gone way overboard.

 

You've spent more on advertising the movie than you did on the movie itself.

 

You spend more for the script for a thirty-second ad for the movie than on the script for the movie.

 

NT: The perfect pulp convention event: Airships, exploding meteors, and _________________.

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NT: More subtle signs that the business you work for is being run by chimpanzees.

 

There are more vice-presidents than line workers, the standard mode of communications from management to labor is throwing poo, all that seems to matter is the price of bananas, screaming contests are the dominant decision-making process, ...

 

So yeah, it's run by chimps.

 

NT: Reasons to have monkey bars on the ceilings and walls of your workplace.

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