Cancer Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dumbest ideas to come out of Stark Industries since the Cardboard Giant Robot. {off-topic: scooped, and then duped. sigh.} The Stealth Robot with Soundtrack by Black Sabbath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ineffective power sources for your low-bid giant robot. Hamster wheel. But if you get the Deluxe model, it has *two* hamsters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ineffective power sources for your low-bid giant robot. "On the good side, we'll never run out of fuel. On the bad side, I just can't get the Perpetual Motion Machine to start...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ineffective power sources for your low-bid giant robot. Thirty-six B batteries. What are B batteries, anyway? Or even A batteries? I know what AA, AAA, C, and D batteries are, but what about A and B? New Topic: Creative ways to tell your current boss that you're starting a much better job tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to tell your current boss that you're starting a much better job tomorrow. "Here's my badge. And let me know when you're free to caddy for me, and I'll get a tee time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to tell your current boss that you're starting a much better job tomorrow. (Singing) My new job will start... tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, I'll be gone! Just thinking about... tomorrow! Clears away the heartache and the sorrow! I'll have fun! Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'm outta here, tomorrow! It's only a day away! (the curly red wig and the little dog might be pushing it a bit, though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to tell your current boss that you're starting a much better job tomorrow. One word: Strip-O-Gram. NT: Subtle signs nobody is going to be watching the Grammys this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs nobody is going to be watching the Grammys this year. They're on Fox News. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs nobody is going to be watching the Grammys this year. The lead performer is the Filth of Clyde Pipe, Drum, Flugelhorn, Baritone Kazoo, Chainsaw and Dental Drill Marching Band playing their novelty hit, 140 Decibels Amid the Dumbbells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs nobody is going to be watching the Grammys this year. The opening act was Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together". If anyone HAD been watching, that almost certainly drove them off. New Topic: Who's really responsible for that explosion over Russia this morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It was not Zornwil and It was not me ! Bazza did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Who's really responsible for that explosion over Russia this morning? President Obama -- at least, according to Fox News and Rush Limbaugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Who's really responsible for that explosion over Russia this morning? I'll let you know as soon as I get s sponsorship deal signed! Wait, uh, NT: Likely sponsors for asteroid airbursts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Coca Cola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Likely sponsors for asteroid airbursts. Pop-Rocks, naturally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Likely sponsors for asteroid airbursts. Iron Man 3. In theatres May 3, 2013. NT: Subtle signs that the promotional efforts for your new movie have gone way overboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the promotional efforts for your new movie have gone way overboard. You've spent more on advertising the movie than you did on the movie itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the promotional efforts for your new movie have gone way overboard. You destroy a small town to promote your romantic love story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the promotional efforts for your new movie have gone way overboard. You've spent more on advertising the movie than you did on the movie itself. You spend more for the script for a thirty-second ad for the movie than on the script for the movie. NT: The perfect pulp convention event: Airships, exploding meteors, and _________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The perfect pulp convention event: Airships' date=' exploding meteors, and _________________.[/quote'] ...bootleg home-brewed liquor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The perfect pulp convention event: Airships' date=' exploding meteors, and _________________.[/quote'] a dame to kill for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The perfect pulp convention event: Airships' date=' exploding meteors, and _________________.[/quote'] Airships, exploding meteors, and super-intelligent apes. NT: More subtle signs that the business you work for is being run by chimpanzees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Instead of being paid peanuts, you are paid bananas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that the business you work for is being run by chimpanzees. The 'business' in question is the State Legislature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that the business you work for is being run by chimpanzees. There are more vice-presidents than line workers, the standard mode of communications from management to labor is throwing poo, all that seems to matter is the price of bananas, screaming contests are the dominant decision-making process, ... So yeah, it's run by chimps. NT: Reasons to have monkey bars on the ceilings and walls of your workplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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