Michael Hopcroft Posted December 9, 2012 Report Share Posted December 9, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You went to the market. You forgot to buy eggs like you were supposed to' date=' but you did get __________________![/quote'] You went to the market. You forgot to buy eggs like you were supposed to, but you did get three French Hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree! Hopefully there will be eggs eventually.... NT: Ways a partridge in a pear tree is actually useful to a typical urbanite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2012 Report Share Posted December 9, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways a partridge in a pear tree is actually useful to a typical urbanite. If Danny Bonaduce is stuck up a tree, you probably don't have to listen to him try to sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways a partridge in a pear tree is actually useful to a typical urbanite. Hopefully, it'll crap on your boss's new convertible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways a partridge in a pear tree is actually useful to a typical urbanite. Google the phrase 'partridge with pear sauce' for a tasty holiday meal. New Topic: Last-minute ways to get back on Santa's 'Nice' list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Set fire to the Kardashians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Last-minute ways to get back on Santa's 'Nice' list. Stop Heat Miser from melting the North Pole. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Last-minute ways to get back on Santa's 'Nice' list. Pay his tab at the Chinese restaurant after he's off shift. NT: Particularly awkward gift-related scenes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly awkward gift-related scenes. Buddy the Elf's Christmas gift to his father. You know, 'for that special someone'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly awkward gift-related scenes. When you mix up the gift labels, resulting in your wife receiving the complete Justin Beiber anthology and your tween daughter getting lingerie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly awkward gift-related scenes. The movie you could have sworn you found in the Family section is actually rated NC-17. NT: Particularly pointless ways for a movie to earn an R rating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because a baby has a bath and is thus nude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly pointless ways for a movie to earn an R rating. A gratuitous nude scene that has absolutely no bearing on the plot of what is otherwise a PG (not even PG-13) movie. Looking at you, Lost In Translation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly pointless ways for a movie to earn an R rating. It's about pirates (so it's rated "Arrrrr!"). NT: Particularly silly New Year Resolutions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly pointless ways for a movie to earn an R rating. It's about pirates (so it's rated "Arrrrr!"). NT: Particularly silly New Year Resolutions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly silly New Year Resolutions. "This year I resolve to make my gerbil lose weight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We the members of the Democrat and Republican parties resolve to work together for the benefit of the American public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly silly New Year Resolutions. "Everyone will wear pastels this year! SO SAYS DOOM!" NT: Subtle signs that the designers of the latest Marvel Comics-based video game have no idea how superheroes work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the designers of the latest Marvel Comics-based video game have no idea how superheroes work. The names 'Joe Quesada' and 'Rob Liefeld' appear in the game's credits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It is being written by the people who gave you Cannon films version of Captain America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the designers of the latest Marvel Comics-based video game have no idea how superheroes work. They insist that the physics in the game be absolutely realistic. New Topic: The strange reason that nobody has posted on this thread in a week and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everytime they try to, their dream partner appears in front of them dancing in a provocative manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The strange reason that nobody has posted on this thread in a week and a half. Pain. All HEROdom (or me, anyway) has sciatica or something giving them a very sore rump when they sit down to type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The strange reason that nobody has posted on this thread in a week and a half. The hamsters whose wheels power the Internet have gone out on strike. NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't have purchased this particular smartphone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't have purchased this particular smartphone. It's much smarter than I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't have purchased this particular smartphone. It's shaped like a .357 Magnum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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